Author Topic: Miss Montana Darling's Southern School of Charm (Read 87428 times)

Ozark Tracker · « **Reply #200 on:** September 18, 2006, 08:24:53 PM »

Ozark gets in late, he's been a minding the turkey's, you know Thanksgiving is a coming before long.

Trinity · « **Reply #201 on:** September 18, 2006, 08:26:42 PM »

"Didja brang any turkeys fer us ta trah?"

Ozark Tracker · « **Reply #202 on:** September 18, 2006, 08:34:29 PM »

I didn't bring none, cept fer Jake, my pet turkey

I tied him up out to the playground. he'll be like our watch turkey

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Trinity · « **Reply #203 on:** September 18, 2006, 08:50:57 PM »

"Miss Montaner! Miss Montaner! Ozark din't brang no turkeys fer us!"

Suddenly there's an awful sound from out on the playground. Teacher and students rush to the window to see what's the matter just in time to watch TC licking his lips.

Ozark Tracker · « **Reply #204 on:** September 18, 2006, 08:56:36 PM »

well the bright side of losing ole jake is we didn't look out and see him licking his turkey lips and ole TC was gone.

Trinity · « **Reply #205 on:** September 18, 2006, 09:00:15 PM »

"OOoooh! Turkey lips. Sou'ns lahk a good idear fer tha litl roosterville HOOTERS menu!"

Ozark Tracker · « **Reply #206 on:** September 18, 2006, 09:09:34 PM »

come to think of it, we could come up with a lot of turkey lips fer Hooters. we might even pack in a few of the turkey toes to see how they go over.

litl rooster · « **Reply #207 on:** September 19, 2006, 04:33:35 PM »

Oooooouch!

Ozark Tracker · « **Reply #208 on:** September 19, 2006, 04:55:17 PM »

aw, don't worry. they ain't using em no more

Montana Darlin · « **Reply #209 on:** September 19, 2006, 08:46:34 PM »

Thank you Arcey, I know just what to do with this walking stick.

Trinity, you apologize to Ozark for turnin' that cat loose on his pet turkey. And I don't want to see them ear potatoes thrown in this class room, or I will talke them away again and burn them.

litlrooster, sit up straight and quit pickin yer nose!!!!

Delmonico · « **Reply #210 on:** September 19, 2006, 10:08:56 PM »

Delmonico comes in and stands at the front of the class to show the heathens what a proper gentleman should look like.

Trinity · « **Reply #211 on:** September 19, 2006, 10:32:34 PM »

<<Return of the caped crusader!>>

Trinity · « **Reply #212 on:** September 19, 2006, 10:37:48 PM »

"Miss Montaner, Ah ain' gonna th'ow these thangs no-where's. Ah'm gonna make kaindles outta them. Ozark, Ah'm powerful sorry that Tha Cat done et yer pet bird, but Ah din' set him on it, he did it hisownse'f 'cause he was hongry.

Ow! Hey! Whatcha flickin' on me litl rooster!"

Delmonico · « **Reply #213 on:** September 19, 2006, 11:08:12 PM »

Eggplant!

Ozark Tracker · « **Reply #214 on:** September 21, 2006, 04:34:11 PM »

The rest of the class has just been sitting here for 2 days staring at Del, having not seen him in anything but his night gown lately.

litl rooster · « **Reply #215 on:** September 21, 2006, 04:50:27 PM »

Ooooppps sorry Trinity, I was flicken it at Snidley Whiplash there

Delmonico · « **Reply #216 on:** September 21, 2006, 11:49:41 PM »

litl rooster is sent to the detention hall and finds out who is in charge.

Silver Creek Slim · « **Reply #217 on:** September 22, 2006, 08:57:30 AM »

Slim decides to be verrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrry good so he is not sent to detention hall.

litl rooster · « **Reply #218 on:** September 22, 2006, 05:25:54 PM »

Traumatized by detention with the Purple Pediphile, litl' rooster runs off to join the Circus...............................the Flying Circus and never returns to skool

Ozark Tracker · « **Reply #219 on:** September 22, 2006, 05:52:43 PM »

when litl rooster gets to the circus, he finds out they have a big cannon loaded with black powder, he wants to work on the cannon crew, so they give him a job.

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Author Topic: Miss Montana Darling's Southern School of Charm (Read 87428 times)

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