Miss Montana Darling's Southern School of Charm

[Ozark Tracker]

I think if Mis Montana is willing, we should give her the "OLD SOUTH"  where all the girls that Trinity's hiring for the Hooters can be trained in the ways of a southern belle,  I mean who can resist a southern drawl and all them southern charms.

and some of them girls he's hiring needs it bad.

[Delmonico]

I knew I fergot someone.   Thanks Ozark, but it might be better to send them over to one a the pub's in Stoney's sub-division, he's lookin' fer ladies who are ladies and want to be treated as ladies.  litle roosterville is turno\in' out bad, wonder if there is a Naval Base near by, it's what it reminds me of, the closest town to a Naval Base.

[Ozark Tracker]

you might be right, we can take them that graduate high in the class and send them to Stoney, them that don't score quite as high we'll farm out to the other places.

the ones that completely flunk out we'll send over to litl roosterville, them saliors and soliders won't know the difference

[Delmonico]

Ok,in the Arcey's Detective angency thread I asked that Arcey check the backgrounds of any we send to Stoney.  I hope I did right, I never thought of who's gonna check his background to see if he's fit to check backgrounds.  Can any one run a check on his background, don't tell me he's a letch like litl rooster and Trinity.

[Ozark Tracker]

down south they refer to them as "Sporting Gentleman"

[Sod Buster]

you might be right, we can take them that graduate high in the class and send them to Stoney, them that don't score quite as high we'll farm out to the other places.

Did I hear the word "Farm" ?  I could use a few farm hand for pickin the cotton and beans. 

[Ozark Tracker]

I'm sure with all the girls Trinity's a hiring he's gonna get a few that ain't just what we want,  we'll have Buck bring the others to you by bus on his return trips

[Montana Darlin]

Mornin' Gentlemen

I just want yall to know that if any of those ladies need extra schoolin' send them on over to my schoolhouse, I'll educate them.

Specially send over that litl rooster fella, I see he needs some extra help, he'll be charmin' in no tyme,  if not I have a special rooster feather plukin' machine that will help.

Ya'll have a nice day, and mind your manners now.

TRINITYSIT UP STRAIGHT AND QUIT YER SLOUCHIN'

[Delmonico]

Maam, I think he needs it, did ya see I gave him his own village and he turned it into a degraded leave town fer sailors and soldiers.

[Trinity]

...

TRINITYSIT UP STRAIGHT AND QUIT YER SLOUCHIN'

Trinity snaps to attention and sits up straight in his chair, wide eyed.  It didn't last long, though. Soon he was leaning over and whispering to Sod Buster:  "Pssst!  Ah'll make sure that ya git plenty of "Perky lasses" ta work yer fields.  Them lil dresses don' hide much when they's diggin' yer root Vegetables! "

[Delmonico]

Delmonico helps Miz Montana tie Trinity up straight and then they put five coats of shellac on him.  When it dries they untie him and he is sittin' in the chair like a perfect gentleman.

[Sod Buster]

Soon he was leaning over and whispering to Sod Buster:  "Pssst!  Ah'll make sure that ya git plenty of "Perky lasses" ta work yer fields.  Them lil dresses don' hide much when they's diggin' yer root Vegetables! "

Thank Ye

[litl rooster]

sure am glad she don't know where my secret cave is

[Delmonico]

Yah mean the one down in the bend of the Dismal River out in Newbrassky.



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[Montana Darlin]

sure am glad she don't know where my secret cave is

He can't hide from me, I found him.

[Delmonico]

It's easy to find, just look for the big "Hooters" sign.

[Sod Buster]

It's easy to find, just look for the big "Hooters" sign.

Speakin' of signs, Sod Buster finds the following sign and gives it to Delmonico for postin' wherever he pleases:

[Montana Darlin]

Trinity snaps to attention and sits up straight in his chair, wide eyed.  It didn't last long, though. Soon he was leaning over and whispering to Sod Buster:  "Pssst!  Ah'll make sure that ya git plenty of "Perky lasses" ta work yer fields.  Them lil dresses don' hide much when they's diggin' yer root Vegetables! "

Trinity?, are you payin' attention?  Now what fork do you use for the salad fork?


SODBUSTER, you quit yer talking to Trinity, yer distractin' him, don't make me come over there.

[Sod Buster]

SODBUSTER, you quit yer talking to Trinity, yer distractin' him, don't make me come over there.

Yes'm , Mistress Montana. 

[Trinity]

"Uh, Miss Montana, Ah usually use mah fangers ta scrape tha salad off'n mah plate.  Is that tha right answer?"