Forty Rod's Customer Service Department

Started by Delmonico, May 27, 2006, 12:10:50 PM

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Forty Rod

#60
June 21, 2006, 07:00:43 PM
Danged if I know.   I thought you'd been watchin' Mister Rogers reruns again.
People like me are the reason people like you have the right to bitch about people like me.

Trinity

#61
June 21, 2006, 07:05:22 PM
"That show comes on the long nummer channels.  Ah kin only coun' ta nine, so Ah kain' see tha other channels."  :(
"Finest partner I ever had.  Cleans his paws and buries his leavin's.  Lot more than some folks I know."

                   


"I fumbled through my closet for my clothes, And found my cleanest dirty shirt" - K.Kristofferson

Lucky Irish Tom

#62
June 24, 2006, 07:00:38 PM
Re-lit-erate - To throw another cat out the car winder!
If ya can't be fast it's good to be Lucky!
Official Irish Whiskey Taster
SASS 40271, WARTHOG, Darksider, Dirty RATS, RO2

Delmonico

#63
June 25, 2006, 10:58:46 AM
Quote from: Lucky Irish Tom on June 24, 2006, 07:00:38 PM
Re-lit-erate - To throw another cat out the car winder!

T'ain't no such thing, that's just plain kitty litter. ::)
Mongrel Historian


Always get the water for the coffee upstream from the herd.

Ab Ovo Usque ad Mala

The time has passed so quick, the years all run together now.

Delmonico

#64
June 26, 2006, 12:27:50 PM
Delmonico comes in, takes a number and after 4 hours and 39 minutes he gets waited on. ::)

Hey I got a complaint, it don't bother me that the local Bask and Robbins only has 26 flavors in their couter.  About a month ago my wife and I discovered "Nutty Cocanut" it has whole almonds and English walnut halves in it, we think it is great.  We've been going about twice a week for ice cream and we both always get that.  Well last night the kid at the counter asked if it was any good, cause we come in all the time and get it.

I guess he just don't get it, would I come in that often to buy an ice cream flavor that I didn't think was good?

I have decided that stooopid people often assume you are as stooopid as they are. ::)
Mongrel Historian


Always get the water for the coffee upstream from the herd.

Ab Ovo Usque ad Mala

The time has passed so quick, the years all run together now.

charlie macneil

#65
June 26, 2006, 12:49:17 PM
I heard the Forty Rod was contemplatin' hirin' a new complaint department manager. Her name's Hellen Waite. That way if you have a complaint he can just tell ya to "Go to Hellen Waite!"

;D ;D ;D
Dang them voices have good ideas sometimes!

Silver Creek Slim

#66
June 26, 2006, 02:21:11 PM
Is that Charley Waite's sister?  :D

Slim
NCOWS 2329, WartHog, SCORRS, SBSS, BHR, GAF, RBCS, Dirty RATS, BTBM, IPSAC, Cosie-in-training
I love the smell of Black Powder in the morning!

Forty Rod

#67
June 26, 2006, 06:50:50 PM
Del, when someone asks you a dumbass question like that, tell 'em it tastes like snot...then watch their face.
People like me are the reason people like you have the right to bitch about people like me.

Delmonico

#68
June 26, 2006, 06:58:55 PM
I'm careful what I do when my wife is with me, she's says I embarrass her enough sometimes.  However after we sat down I think she would have been Ok if I had.  She was laughin' cause I tolt the kid that I wouldn't buy it if it wern't good. ::)
Mongrel Historian


Always get the water for the coffee upstream from the herd.

Ab Ovo Usque ad Mala

The time has passed so quick, the years all run together now.

Forty Rod

#69
June 27, 2006, 09:35:34 AM
Wanna really embarrass your wife?

Get on a crowded elevator and when I starts up, turn around and say. "Thank you all for coming.  I know you're all wondering why I called this meeting."
People like me are the reason people like you have the right to bitch about people like me.

Delmonico

#70
June 27, 2006, 09:43:16 AM
What is more fun is to stop at a busy pedestrian intersection when the light is red and look up in the sky.  Make sure you can see the light in yer side vision, when it turns green, just go on with what you are doing and take just a minute to turn back and see how many are still looking up. ;D
Mongrel Historian


Always get the water for the coffee upstream from the herd.

Ab Ovo Usque ad Mala

The time has passed so quick, the years all run together now.

Lucky Irish Tom

#71
June 27, 2006, 01:18:23 PM
It works especially well in places like New Yawk City.  No one will ask anyone else why they are looking up and are afraid to speak out and say they don't see anything.  You may come by the same location later and it will be a different group of people but they will all be looking up in the area where you started it.  ;D
If ya can't be fast it's good to be Lucky!
Official Irish Whiskey Taster
SASS 40271, WARTHOG, Darksider, Dirty RATS, RO2

Delmonico

#72
June 30, 2006, 03:27:17 PM
Does anyone have the number for the Tall Tales Fire Dept?  Do we need to start another thread.  We gots a fire up in The Longbranch in the Card Game thread. ::)
Mongrel Historian


Always get the water for the coffee upstream from the herd.

Ab Ovo Usque ad Mala

The time has passed so quick, the years all run together now.

Silver Creek Slim

#73
June 30, 2006, 04:05:28 PM
Ain't there a Fire Engine in the potted meat shed in Newbrasssky?

Slim
NCOWS 2329, WartHog, SCORRS, SBSS, BHR, GAF, RBCS, Dirty RATS, BTBM, IPSAC, Cosie-in-training
I love the smell of Black Powder in the morning!

Camille Eonich

#74
June 30, 2006, 04:09:40 PM
Taint no fire.  That was just the Kim Chee smokin' on the wood floor.  Me an Tom took care of it.
"Extremism is so easy. You've got your position, and that's it. It doesn't take much thought. And when you go far enough to the right you meet the same idiots coming around from the left."
― Clint Eastwood

Delmonico

#75
June 30, 2006, 04:10:39 PM
Yer right, I forgot where it was, anyway Cammie took care of it anyway and I'm banned from the card game for the rest of the day. ;D

Hey Slim, if you have time would you make a computorized inventory of all the items we have in Tall Tales? ::)  They are kind of scattered around and hard to find, look how much trouble I had findin' my turpintine. ;D

You could put a Dumb Terminal here in the customer service dept. ::)
Mongrel Historian


Always get the water for the coffee upstream from the herd.

Ab Ovo Usque ad Mala

The time has passed so quick, the years all run together now.

Camille Eonich

#76
June 30, 2006, 04:12:37 PM
Time's funny in the Longbranch.
"Extremism is so easy. You've got your position, and that's it. It doesn't take much thought. And when you go far enough to the right you meet the same idiots coming around from the left."
― Clint Eastwood

Silver Creek Slim

#77
June 30, 2006, 04:22:12 PM
Quote from: Delmonico on June 30, 2006, 04:10:39 PM
Yer right, I forgot where it was, anyway Cammie took care of it anyway and I'm banned from the card game for the rest of the day. ;D

Hey Slim, if you have time would you make a computorized inventory of all the items we have in Tall Tales? ::)  They are kind of scattered around and hard to find, look how much trouble I had findin' my turpintine. ;D

You could put a Dumb Terminal here in the customer service dept. ::)
That would talk the rest of my life to compile that list.  ::)

Slim
NCOWS 2329, WartHog, SCORRS, SBSS, BHR, GAF, RBCS, Dirty RATS, BTBM, IPSAC, Cosie-in-training
I love the smell of Black Powder in the morning!

Camille Eonich

#78
June 30, 2006, 04:23:37 PM
Ya might could get Marshal to help you.  :D
"Extremism is so easy. You've got your position, and that's it. It doesn't take much thought. And when you go far enough to the right you meet the same idiots coming around from the left."
― Clint Eastwood

Delmonico

#79
June 30, 2006, 04:26:56 PM
Might take all of the Microsoft team. ::)
Mongrel Historian


Always get the water for the coffee upstream from the herd.

Ab Ovo Usque ad Mala

The time has passed so quick, the years all run together now.
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