Forty Rod's Customer Service Department

[Silver Creek Slim]

Since Trinity's buying .....let see what do I need...........


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Yep! 

Slim

[Delmonico]

Delmonico comes into the Cutomer Service Department, takes a number and waits 6 1/2 hours for his turn.   When he gets to the desk he takes an envalope out of his pocket, opens it and unfolds an itemized bill.  "I got this from yer company the other day, it's my latest bill, everything on here I understand but one.  What is the Service Charge for?   I didn't order no service."   

"What worries me is that the other day I took my cow over to litl rooster's place 'cause he's got a bull."   Delmonico pulls out another envalope and pulls out a copy of a bill from the litl rooster bull farm.  "See right here is my bill from litl rooster, I got charged a Service Charge.  What I want to know are they one and the same?"  

[litl rooster]

>whispers to Forty< 1 is for servicees the Bull rendered......the other is for listening to Del's Bull while we waited <whisper off>

[Silver Creek Slim]

   

Slim

[Delmonico]

Hey I got a complaint, where is everybody, Grandma is at work and mom went to an appointment and grandpa can't go work on his cook gear out in the shed cause he's Baby Sittin' and doin' laundry.

Guess I'll just keep diggin' up threads.

[litl rooster]

Yeah well I got one too......Forty, I had to go away aday and these fella's are Nuk'n coffee and serving Decaf..........

[Delmonico]

Besides that it's taken since Friday for the air repair man to get here, lucky though 98 in Friday, early Sat mornin' I dug out a second quilt, but the heat is back today.

[Trinity]

Yeah well I got one too......Forty, I had to go away aday and these fella's are Nuk'n coffee and serving Decaf..........

... an' peein' in tha derned pot... coffee pot!  Ah shore is glad Ah git here after coffee tahm!

[Chance]

Trinity, that beer you're drinking looks a funny colour. Was that passed by the management?

[Trinity]

Trinity, that beer you're drinking looks a funny colour. Was that passed by the management?

"What management?  Is we 'posed ta be managed 'roun' hair?"

[Russ T Chambers]

Trinity, that beer you're drinking looks a funny colour. Was that passed by the management?

I think the Mnagment passed it, and Triniity got it from the wrong pitcher!!!

[Four-Eyed Buck]

Think I'll just stick to the SASSparilly, thank you......Buck

[Trinity]

  "Ah done thought it tasted a mite strange.  Ah jest thought there weren't ee-nough hops in tha brew.."

[Delmonico]

I could brew ya up a Sass-pee-rila also.

[Trinity]

"Ah lahk sasperillly too.  Go ahead an' brew some up.  Thanks!"

[Delmonico]

Trinity, ya gots to learn to spell its: sass-Pee-rilla>

[Forty Rod]

Take a look at how he spelt that, little brother.

[Trinity]

"When you see them funny looking scratches before and at tha end of ma sentences, that means ya kain' SEE mah writin'.  Ya kin only HEAR me tawkin'

"Oh, an Ah done saw how he spelt it, big brother.  Fer that reason, Ah will now re-iterate:  Ah wan' a sasperillly, please."

[Forty Rod]

Where'd you learn a big old word like "re-literate" from, anyhow?

[Trinity]

Where'd you learn a big old word like "re-literate" from, anyhow?

"Ah asked someone ta pick it out fer me.  What does it mean?"