Forty Rod's Customer Service Department

[Forty Rod]

Not at all.  He's just lookin' out for wimps an' woosies. Y'all know how carin' an' considerate he....................! 

Damn!!!  I almost got through it with a straight face.

[Delmonico]

Could be though, or more like a mix of con-sid-er-ation and self pres-er-vation.

[Sod Buster]

"Ah hope ya moistened them down.  They kin be mighty scratchy if'n they's dry!"

Moisten them with what?  Yer choice of liquids in the outhouse is pretty slim. 

[Trinity]

They should usually be a buckit of water handy.  (A buckit of drankin' water fer tha smart alecs what wanted ta say sumpin' bout that! )

[Delmonico]

Just don't double dip them cobs.

[Sod Buster]

Just don't double dip them cobs.

I thought the water was to wash off the cobs so they could be reused again and again and again.  Ya mean I've been doin' it wrong?

[Trinity]

[Delmonico]

I sell a book by Tex "Bix" Bender called, "Don't Dig for Water Under the Outhouse" a Guide to Cowboy Wisdom.

[Trinity]

Send a copy ta Sod Buster against my account. 

[Sod Buster]

Send a copy ta Sod Buster against my account. 

Thanks!  I'll put it right next to my copy of "How to $hit in the Woods".

[Trinity]

Somebody loaned me that book.  I didn't read it in its entirety, but what I did read was humorous!

[Delmonico]

Delmonico runs into the Service Dept, "Hey if Cammie comes in here lookin' for me, tell her I went up to the leather forum.  I want to see if anyone know a good method for tannin' cat hides."

[Arcey]

How would ya do that?  Ain't 'nuff brains............

[Silver Creek Slim]

Is this the complaint department?

Slim

[Delmonico]

Let er rip Slim.

[Forty Rod]

Why, yes.  Yes this is the complaint department.  Pull up a chair and listen to me complain.  Plan on at least six hours, more if you're a slow listener.

[Delmonico]

Slim's ears are on dial-up.

[Silver Creek Slim]

At 300 baud. 

Slim

[litl rooster]

Send a copy ta Sod Buster against my account. 

Since Trinity's buying .....let see what do I need...........


Slim should we type s


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[Trinity]

At 300 baud. 

Slim

At that speed, just two of those smiley fellers will warrant a trip to the kitchen or to the easy chair to wait while it loads.