Forty Rod's Customer Service Department

[Delmonico]

40 Rod's been on vacation long enough, time fer him to go back to work.

[Delmonico]

Delmonico steps up to the counter and says, "I have a complaint, have you seen the condition of yer Little Brother's public restrooms over in Trinityland?"

[litl rooster]

Yeah...........shout's the angry cowboy from the back. He charges to use it and there's no paper. I want my money back!

[Delmonico]

There's wasps in the one story one.

[Forty Rod]

Awright, take a number.  Del, you're number 1466, and the rest of you follow in order.  Stay in line and keep it quiet.

Okay.  Next number is four.  Number four, please.

[litl rooster]

    finaly some satisfaction

[Delmonico]

Do I have to take another number fer another complaint?  This one should be taken care of as soon as possible.  I went inta the Hooters in litl roosterville.  The waitress turned out to be Trinity in a short skirt.

[Forty Rod]

Sorry, we don't do freak shows. 

(Glad I didn't see that.  It'd reverse my eye surgery and I'd be back to hard of seeing again.)

[Delmonico]

It left me hard of hearin' from all the screamin'

[litl rooster]

Do I have to take another number fer another complaint?  This one should be taken care of as soon as possible.  I went inta the Hooters in litl roosterville.  The waitress turned out to be Trinity in a short skirt.

He's filln' in till the girls get here...........soon though

BTW he's doing good on tips


roosterville HOOTER's EOE

[Trinity]

If'n another man pinches me on the rear, Ah'm gonna have ta shoot 'im! 

[Forty Rod]

Del, Del, Del!!!

That was you screamin', son!

[Sod Buster]

Yeah...........shout's the angry cowboy from the back. He charges to use it and there's no paper. I want my money back!

I jus' use the pile of corncobs in the back!  If'n its good enough for Snuffy Smith, it's good enough for me.

[Ozark Tracker]

if'n we use them corncobs too much, Del will start dragging out the turpentine

[Sod Buster]

if'n we use them corncobs too much, Del will start dragging out the turpentine

Then we can start using the catalog's from his store.

[Delmonico]

The problem is I don't 'member which thread I left the turpintine in.     If any one finds it take it to the lost and found.   but do we have anyone left to take over the Lost and Found thread?

[Ozark Tracker]

they's bound to be somebody, until we can regroup and see, we'll bring in the monkey from Nebrassky and have him run the lost and found.

I'll have him wear his top hat, so's he looks honest.

[Delmonico]

i found someone we fergot.

[Trinity]

I jus' use the pile of corncobs in the back!  If'n its good enough for Snuffy Smith, it's good enough for me.

"Ah hope ya moistened them down.  They kin be mighty scratchy if'n they's dry!"

[Delmonico]

Dry ones make ya tough.

Forty Rod, yer little brother is whinin' again.