Litl ol' Skool Hous (Ten Sleep hour Teecher)

[Delmonico]

I'll bring the Kin-Chee, you want to skin them or shall we let Cammie.

[Camille Eonich]

Cammie sits and listens, polishing up her horseshoes.

[Delmonico]

Have you got a note-e-fi-cat-ion that lights up when I mention skinnin' cats.

What size and stye horseshoe do you use, I might be able to get ya a good deal on a case.

[litl rooster]

I'll bring the Kin-Chee, you want to skin them or shall we let Cammie.

Nah Del,  I am going to train the yallar one to head and the ugly yallar one to heal, Me and Pea Eye will just sit under a tree and watch.

Mz. Cammie, could I interest you in a keg of used shoes..Some is pretty gamey they's the one that came off the race ponies

[Camille Eonich]

I gotmy own steekin' horse shoes.  They came from Autralia.  Texas Tall helped me out with them.  I throw them, they hit their mark and then they come back to me.

[litl rooster]

I gotmy own steekin' horse shoes.  They came from Autralia.  Texas Tall helped me out with them.  I throw them, they hit their mark and then they come back to me.

I had a australian kat once kept throw'n it out and kept comin back



me thinks I might dig the hole a little bit deeper after that one

[Camille Eonich]

I gotta cat whut has got 6 toes on each front foot,  like an opposing thumb.  I keep running him off and he comes back everyday at feedin' time.   

[Delmonico]

Them are "Gamer" horseshoes, we's talkin' real horseshoes.

<Wish I had a dollar fer everyone who has came in and asked, "Are those real horseshoes?"  And I wish I had a dollar fer everytime I wanted to say, "No and those are also fake horseshoe nails, rasps, trimmers, shoe puller and other assorted misc. includin' the shoeing hammers."  Boss says I can't get in trouble fer thinkin' it." >

[Marshal harpoluke]

Them are "Gamer" horseshoes, we's talkin' real horseshoes.

<Wish I had a dollar fer everyone who has came in and asked, "Are those real horseshoes?"  And I wish I had a dollar fer everytime I wanted to say, "No and those are also fake horseshoe nails, rasps, trimmers, shoe puller and other assorted misc. includin' the shoeing hammers."   Boss says I can't get in trouble fer thinkin' it." >

"What kinda flowers do Ya wan't  at da funeral, lilies, er roses?"

"personally Ah use Klaidesdale shoes, they huge nearly a foot across, kinda the T-Rex of horseshoes."

heh, Heh, HEH!

[Delmonico]

We call them #8 Draft Shoes, there ain't no such thing as a Clydesdale shoe, ya better stick ta sheep, they don't need shooed 'cept over a cliff.

[Camille Eonich]

These are real horseshoes.


Camille hits Arcey upside the head with one of her horseshoes. 


Ain't they Arcey?   

[litl rooster]

   Teeeecher I smell a steekin' sheep (spit)

[Tensleep]

   Teeeecher I smell a steekin' sheep (spit)

This ain't no place for stinkin' pasture maggots <spit>

They belong in tha mountains o' DAMN I DOAN KNOW WHERE!!

[Delmonico]

Delmonico pulls down 10zzz's map of EEEuuurooopeee and gets the pointy stick and shows them Spain.

He, put the sheep here, far enough away we don't have to smell them.  Then they can ship the wool to England and then ship the shirts to us.  They won't stink by then.

[Marshal harpoluke]

 

Marshal Who is riding through, drops of a hundred weight of Homini Chicken scratch for LR,  Da Sheep steps on Tensleeps foot N look Him right in Da eye, moves on.

Da Sheep, Gives Delmonico a big slopy kiss, moves on, levin little green round things behind.

[Arcey]

These are real horseshoes.


Camille hits Arcey upside the head with one of her horseshoes. 


Ain't they Arcey? 

Sorry, Cammy.  Ya say sumthin'?  Weren't listenin'....

[Camille Eonich]

Sorry, Cammy.  Ya say sumthin'?  Weren't listenin'....

Gotta ringin' in yer ears do ya?

[Delmonico]

Hey how do you stop the ringin' in yer ears, I've had it for 25 years.

[Camille Eonich]

Camille hits Del upside the head with a horseshoe.



Does that help? 

[Delmonico]

Nope, there is a fancy term fer it Tinnitis or sumthin; like that, it means yer is is all messed up from too much noise.