Litl ol' Skool Hous (Ten Sleep hour Teecher)

[Delmonico]

I done got my eddy-cation there, wanna see my dip-plo-ma.

[litl rooster]

I need sum skol learnin's

[Delmonico]

Wa'll hour freind 10ZZZZZ kan halp uss wit lernin' hee iz A teecher.

[Forty Rod]

I got my eddukashun thayr tou. Im rittin a buk about it called A More Better Way to Gooder Inglish.

Im allredy wurkin on a seekwell called What Skool Learned Me.

[litl rooster]

with arm raised up in the air and a hand a wavn'.....teach   teacher!.......what time do we go to lunch?

[Stoney Pete]

Afore I came hea I couldn't even spel gratuit.  Now I is one.

[Tensleep]

It would appear that the students of this institution of learning
lack the ability to absorb the education provided and at the same time
continue on their slide downhilll.
As hard as it is to believe, most of these misplaced scholars started at the bottom
and have gone down.
The first lesson that they need to comprehend is,
"When you are in a hole with no way out, STOP DIGGING!!!!"

[Delmonico]

butt yoo tolt us that wee could dig a whole to Chinny.

[litl rooster]

How many more years will I be in this grade?

[Tensleep]

I sed, "Dig ah hole lookin' for broke chinna"

Roo, Yer Valdicktorian o' first grade, what more do ya want?

[Forty Rod]

I quit.  Trinty broke my crayons and stole my tinker toys.

[Delmonico]

"Tain't fair, he's the teecher's pet, he gots it 3 yeers in a row.

[litl rooster]

"Tain't fair, he's the teecher's pet, he gots it 3 yeers in a row.

Yeah..........Trinity thinks he's so smug when he leaves the Teechr a Jar of water on his desk every morn'n

[Marshal harpoluke]

Yeah..........Trinity thinks he's so smug when he leaves the Teechr a Jar of water on his desk every morn'n

Dat ain't Water.

[Lucky Irish Tom]

Hey lookit Teechur 10zzzz got us a new book Whoked on Pohonics!  He sez its tha newest edjamacashunal tool!

[litl rooster]

  I hate 3rd grade.................dem other kids is much big'r than me

[Sod Buster]

  I hate 3rd grade.................dem other kids is much big'r than me

That's 'cuz you is smokin' them dang ceegars!

[Silver Creek Slim]

Whar'z ma shovil an pale?

Slim

[Delmonico]

Careful Slim, someun's cat pooped in the zand boxx.

[Silver Creek Slim]

Eeeeeeeeeeeeew!