Litl ol' Skool Hous (Ten Sleep hour Teecher)

[litl rooster]

 

[Trinity]

Ah gots 18,000,010.  Is that raht?

[Ozark Tracker]

ya better leave this'in alone,  it's got some of the higher end beginner math in it.  I  just had ta delete them complicated problems.

[Tensleep]

Now chit'lin, listen up......

If'n ya got two ducks in front o' two ducks, two ducks behind two ducks an' two ducks between two ducks.....

how many ducks ya got?

[Delmonico]

Myself I'd just ground sluce them and have Rowdy bring the ones I kilt to me and we'd have "Duck, Kraut and Dumplin's " fer supper.

I already got the proper rye bread baked.



Ya want I should bake some Kolatchi, bet Triity won't be happy with Kolatch.   Ya want prune or poppy seed.

[Tensleep]

<----- Opens gradebook

Lemme see, that would be a big Gooseaig 0 for tha cornshucker, figgers he wood try to evade tha question.

[Ozark Tracker]

it took me a little while, I had ta go and get some turkeys ta stand still long enough fer me ta count em.

is it 4

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2 in front of 2,  2 behind 2 and the 2 corners between the other 2 corners.

dang turkeys wouldn't stand still

[Delmonico]

Now ya can call me a cornshucker cause I got botha Grandpa's huskin' pegs, but only as long as ya don't mean it ta mean anything ta do with feets ball.  Feets ballers don't know nuthin' bout shucking corn.


BTW teecher, ya know what this big thing one the onside a this wagon is called and watt it does?

[Tensleep]

Ya got it OT   

<----- Marks One Hunnert next to tha Razerback's name

'Nuther 0 fer that cornshucker fer tryin' to disrupt math class.

[Tensleep]

OT, it also werks like this

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Two in front, two behind, two between

[Ozark Tracker]

ya mean that was one of them multi answer test

[Tensleep]

ya mean that was one of them multi answer test

It's ah new thang called "creative thinkin"

Some Greek feller named So-Crates come up with it 

[Ozark Tracker]

ya got to watch them Greeks,  they drive pretty fast, running around ta fix computers,  ya know, the Greek Squad.

does So-Crates work fer them?

[Delmonico]

Naw, he's also a skool teecher, he tells ya ta stand up fer yer rights and sit down on yer stool.

[Tensleep]

He started it then Fran-ca-see'd it out....

Ya know when he bailed So-Crates sed, "Beware o' Greeks drivin' Bugs"

[Ozark Tracker]

Truer words were never spoken.

they little but quick

[Trinity]

Ah counts 46!

[Ozark Tracker]

ya just need ta get ya a few pet turkeys so ya can have em stand still long enough ta count em.  course one of them abacus's  don't hurt.

[litl rooster]

It's ah new thang called "creative thinkin"

Some Greek feller named So-Crates come up with it 

Ya mean to tell me some geek fella thought up the way we should be thank'n?

[Delmonico]

Only some of us litl rooster, only some of us.

Delmonico prints of some more bumper stickers.

Greek Fee-lose-ee-fers fer litl rooster