Gumshoe for Hire (Arcey's Detective Agency)

[Lucky Irish Tom]

Never know there might be more than one Trinity mighta left a Rift in the Time Space Continium agin.

[Chance]

If they's more than one Trinity we sure got us a food and drink supply problem! He eats more than that there ellerfunk.

[Delmonico]

 

[Trinity]

I hope the law doesn't come after me.  Some of those pyramid schemes are downright fishy, you know?

[Ozark Tracker]

ya supposed to be the one on the top and have different people under ya.  ya just can't sell potted meat ta yerself and hope ta be rich. 

tha money just ain't running the right way.

[Trinity]

Just as long as the paper doesn't get crinkled before it goes through my press.... wait, I ought not say that...

[Ozark Tracker]

well if ya got it runniing through yer press,  it's running the right direction.

[Delmonico]

I bet he gets caught cause he's usin' toilet paper.

[Ozark Tracker]

they used to sell that toilet paper money down ta the novelty store,  I bet that's  whar he got the idea

[Trinity]

"What idear?  Ah ain' got no idear whatcha tawlkin' 'bout!"

[Ozark Tracker]

Trinity gives his self a bad headache trying ta think of an idea

[Trinity]

"Ah need me some medicine !"

[Ozark Tracker]

Ozark goes ta git one of the jugs, but decides ta bring 2 just in case he gets a headache too.

[Trinity]

Trinity finishes the first jug and looks off into the distance.  Then he says: "Yep... need some more." and reaches for the second jug.

[Ozark Tracker]

Ozark passes Trinity the remainder of the second jug and gives him a plug of Bull of Woods chewing baccky,  Trinity bites him off a hunk of the baccky and gets another sip of the medicine

[Delmonico]

As Trinity turns green he realizes that plug a tabbacky that he just got the hunk off of wasn't really a brownie like he thought.

[Ozark Tracker]

Ozark comments,  Trinity that thar shade of grreen would  make ya blend in good out thar in the woods

[Trinity]

All of a sudden, Trinity becomes verrrrry dizzy.

[Lucky Irish Tom]

As Trinity's haid is spinnin he spies a credit card sitting next to a roll of terlit paper.  He goes to his press to create his next brainstorm, the "Swipe and Wipe" card. 

[Delmonico]

Trinity gets a rash from the "Swip and Wipe Card.