Gumshoe for Hire (Arcey's Detective Agency)

[Delmonico]

I wonder if the dog catcher got him?   

Arcey, the money is deposited, get some real dirt on Slim, keep the girls, they're yours.

[Arcey]

Arcey, we may need you to investigate harrasment on legal deliveries to the Hooters now located in Silver Creek Slim County.  If you can get anything slimy on the County Commisioner, Silver Creek Slim, there will be a big bonus for you.

I'll see whut I kin do.........

Arcey, the money is deposited, get some real dirt on Slim, keep the girls, they're yours.

These wimmen are a liability on the road, I'll werk 'em some other time.

Off ta the tty office.  If the deposit is proper, I'll get on it, as we agreed.  I'm know where 'e iz......

[Delmonico]

A telly-gram comes to Arcey:  Despite the fact that we moved the Hooters, back to littl roosterville stop  Keep checking on Silver Creek Slim stop  There may be more evil afoot stop  Anything we could use on him in the future will be useful stop 

[Arcey]

<---walks inta the telygraf office.....

Chester.  Send ah wire ta Mr. Delmonico, Nebrasky Territory.  Tell 'im I slipped inta Slim County 'n got sumthin' slimey 'n dirty all o'er the Commissioner.  But good.

Tell 'im it was nice doin' bidness wit 'im...................

[Delmonico]

Delmonico reads the telly-gram that says Silver Creek Slim eats worms stop.

Delmonico files it and smiles.

[Delmonico]

Delmonico comes into Arcey's office, "Hey Arcey, can you tell me what this thing is?"

[Arcey]

I ain't no expert on this........  Thinkin' it looks like an Applebee's menu......

[Delmonico]

Woops, I was baby sittin' and gettin' ready for work and forgot the picture.   Will add it when I get home.

[Delmonico]

I think I found it again.

[Arcey]

Now, that's downright mean.....................

[Delmonico]

Ok, fergot the girl.

[Delmonico]

Try this again, if it don't work phooey on it.

[Ozark Tracker]

that's more like it

[Arcey]

Naw....  That's got the top covered....

[Trinity]

I think I found it again.

Looks like a car registered in Böblingen.

Naw....  That's got the top covered....

That's what I was thinking too.  Then I remembered where I am on the Internet.

[Delmonico]

Arcey and Trinity are horrified when the eller-funk flattens the Porsche.   (Eller-funks hatwe Porsches cause they is to small fer them to drive.)

[Silver Creek Slim]

 

Slim

[DArchangel]

How many olliefants we got? one here, one at the law office one....?

[Delmonico]

It's the same eller-funk cuz, he just travels between threads like I do.

[Ozark Tracker]

he's one of them Stealth eller-funks