Gumshoe for Hire (Arcey's Detective Agency)

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Camille Eonich

#60
June 07, 2006, 06:47:47 PM
Y'all are gross.   ::)
"Extremism is so easy. You've got your position, and that's it. It doesn't take much thought. And when you go far enough to the right you meet the same idiots coming around from the left."
― Clint Eastwood

Arcey

#61
June 07, 2006, 06:50:56 PM
M knot.......

Talkin' medical stuff.........
Honorary Life Member of the Pungo Posse. Badge #1. An honor bestowed by the posse. Couldn't be more proud or humbled.

All I did was name it 'n get it started. The posse made it great. A debt I can never repay. Thank you, mi amigos.

Camille Eonich

#62
June 07, 2006, 06:52:21 PM
Only started out that way.
"Extremism is so easy. You've got your position, and that's it. It doesn't take much thought. And when you go far enough to the right you meet the same idiots coming around from the left."
― Clint Eastwood

Arcey

#63
June 07, 2006, 06:53:47 PM
Del's turn..........
Honorary Life Member of the Pungo Posse. Badge #1. An honor bestowed by the posse. Couldn't be more proud or humbled.

All I did was name it 'n get it started. The posse made it great. A debt I can never repay. Thank you, mi amigos.

Delmonico

#64
June 07, 2006, 07:36:16 PM
I'll have to go find a scanner, would you like to see the pictures of my liver, stomach, and intestines, both large and small.  I have the set from Jan 2003, Aug 2005 and Dec, 2005.  The liver looks just like sumthin' you'd see in the grocery store. :o :P
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Always get the water for the coffee upstream from the herd.

Ab Ovo Usque ad Mala

The time has passed so quick, the years all run together now.

Camille Eonich

#65
June 07, 2006, 07:37:00 PM
No
"Extremism is so easy. You've got your position, and that's it. It doesn't take much thought. And when you go far enough to the right you meet the same idiots coming around from the left."
― Clint Eastwood

Arcey

#66
June 07, 2006, 07:38:22 PM
No....
Honorary Life Member of the Pungo Posse. Badge #1. An honor bestowed by the posse. Couldn't be more proud or humbled.

All I did was name it 'n get it started. The posse made it great. A debt I can never repay. Thank you, mi amigos.

Camille Eonich

#67
June 07, 2006, 07:39:32 PM
"Extremism is so easy. You've got your position, and that's it. It doesn't take much thought. And when you go far enough to the right you meet the same idiots coming around from the left."
― Clint Eastwood

Delmonico

#68
June 07, 2006, 07:39:59 PM
I win, they're in my file cabby-knit in a file marked "My Guts"
Mongrel Historian


Always get the water for the coffee upstream from the herd.

Ab Ovo Usque ad Mala

The time has passed so quick, the years all run together now.

Arcey

#69
June 07, 2006, 07:41:48 PM
Hehehehehehehehehehe..........

Ennybody wanna see the bandaid 'n ball ah cotton stuck ta my arm from whar they took a gallon 'n a half ah blood this mornin'?
Honorary Life Member of the Pungo Posse. Badge #1. An honor bestowed by the posse. Couldn't be more proud or humbled.

All I did was name it 'n get it started. The posse made it great. A debt I can never repay. Thank you, mi amigos.

Camille Eonich

#70
June 07, 2006, 07:42:57 PM
No
"Extremism is so easy. You've got your position, and that's it. It doesn't take much thought. And when you go far enough to the right you meet the same idiots coming around from the left."
― Clint Eastwood

Delmonico

#71
June 07, 2006, 07:44:55 PM
Oh, just whine about yer little pin prick, it took 5 different nurses, 12 attempts and 5 hours the last time they had to put an IV in me, did I whine, heck no I sat on the bed and cried. :'(
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Always get the water for the coffee upstream from the herd.

Ab Ovo Usque ad Mala

The time has passed so quick, the years all run together now.

Arcey

#72
June 07, 2006, 07:47:16 PM
I BEEN WOUNDED!!
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All I did was name it 'n get it started. The posse made it great. A debt I can never repay. Thank you, mi amigos.

Trinity

#73
June 07, 2006, 08:02:20 PM
Anybody wanna see where they cut my head open?
"Finest partner I ever had.  Cleans his paws and buries his leavin's.  Lot more than some folks I know."

                   


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Lucky Irish Tom

#74
June 07, 2006, 08:21:20 PM
Arcey, you know they can't get more'n a pint outta you without hittin alcohol!  ;D
If ya can't be fast it's good to be Lucky!
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Sod Buster

#75
June 07, 2006, 11:28:59 PM
Quote from: Delmonico on June 07, 2006, 06:28:44 PM
I always wondered if "Fleet" ennermas wern't made fer the Navy. ::) :P

Naw....they just hold so much fluid they could float a fleet (of ships).
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Delmonico

#76
June 08, 2006, 10:11:32 AM
Arcey if ya looked at my arms and didn't know better you would think I'm a junkie. ::)  The last regular blood draw took 3 tries to hit blood. ;D
Mongrel Historian


Always get the water for the coffee upstream from the herd.

Ab Ovo Usque ad Mala

The time has passed so quick, the years all run together now.

Arcey

#77
June 08, 2006, 10:42:31 AM
Hate that ya suffer that, Del.  Fer real.

The city made us do a physical once ah year.  Had young healthy guys havin' problems every year with 'em missin' the mark.  The wifes had 'em miss several times.

Reckon I've been lucky.  Even bein' pretty healthy so far, for one reason or another they've been drainin' me about once a year since I was fifteen 'n went in the Cadet Program.  That was back in '68 when they (Public Health did the police physicals) used a needle whut looked like sumthin' you'd air up a football with 'n they had the plungers in 'em so the flo-bologist kept movin' the things around the whole time they had ya stuck.

This lab my Doc's practice has uses needles so sharp 'n fine ya really don't feel much at all.  Looked this mornin' 'n I can't see a pucture.  I still gottah mark from one done in the old days.

Whut I don't get.....  I got good plumbin' 'n the hose jumps right up for 'em.  Go in the horsepistol for surgery.  Where did they start the IV? In the back of my freakin' hand.  They hit it with xylocaine first.  Kindah like stickin' yer hand in a glove with a hornet in it.  Hurt like a sumbitch.........
Honorary Life Member of the Pungo Posse. Badge #1. An honor bestowed by the posse. Couldn't be more proud or humbled.

All I did was name it 'n get it started. The posse made it great. A debt I can never repay. Thank you, mi amigos.

Delmonico

#78
June 08, 2006, 11:02:39 AM
My plumbin' ain't really that bad but when they send me to the horse pistol I'm always dehydrated and the meds tear up the veins quick.  When they start havin' problems the put in a central line and they can put in and take out and it slides in to a large vein above yer heart.  Bad thing is they have to schedual it durin' the day.  Don't do ya no good at 6pm. :P

But it wouldn't be no fun not ta torment ya a bit. ;D
Mongrel Historian


Always get the water for the coffee upstream from the herd.

Ab Ovo Usque ad Mala

The time has passed so quick, the years all run together now.

Four-Eyed Buck

#79
June 08, 2006, 11:23:22 AM
Del, they're just gettin' back at ya fer all those remarks about their food!....... 8) ::) :o
I might be slow, but I'm mostly accurate.....
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