Gumshoe for Hire (Arcey's Detective Agency)

[Arcey]

I'll get ta the bottom of it....................

[Forty Rod]

You sure that was Trinity?  He's vegetable intolerant.

(Gonna have to put boxin' gloves on those ol' boys or the girls are gonna box their jaws for grabbin' what they shouldn't oughtta be.)

[Delmonico]

Ok, cancel Arcey doin' background checks fer Stoney's place.   Any that look right, send them to Miz Montana's charm school thread and let her decide.

[litl rooster]

Dunt know ifn he will check out thar background,  but I am sur he be checkin out ther backsides and a bit of ther frontsides too!

[Chance]

Arcey, it seems like they're givin' you a whole bunch of work here. If'n you like I'll take a load off you by bein' in charge of the costume fittin' for the girls. I have some experience 'cos I once visited Hooters in St. Louis. 

[Arcey]

Fine by me, Chance.

Watch Rooster close.  The office space he's tryin' ta let has a certain 'aroma' about it.........   

[Trinity]

You sure that was Trinity?  He's vegetable intolerant.

(Gonna have to put boxin' gloves on those ol' boys or the girls are gonna box their jaws for grabbin' what they shouldn't oughtta be.)

The girls at the Hooters in litl roosterville alllow the customers to grab anything they desire.

Fine by me, Chance.

Watch Rooster close.  The office space he's tryin' ta let has a certain 'aroma' about it.........  

And it seems to get worse as the night progresses, huh?

Arcey, it seems like they're givin' you a whole bunch of work here. If'n you like I'll take a load off you by bein' in charge of the costume fittin' for the girls. I have some experience 'cos I once visited Hooters in St. Louis. 

Costume fitting is handled   by Trinity only.

[Forty Rod]

If I can grab anything I want why don't you have somebody truck a couple of feee-lay minions, a qaurt of mushroom gravy, mashed spuds, fresh corn on the cob, shucked peas on ice, a bucket of butter, a half dozen country biscuits, and a pitcher of ice cold Coke by here.

Come back later with hot apple pie and sharp cheddar cheese.

[Delmonico]

I tolt Slim in the Siver Creek Slim County thread to bring some cheese to Tom's Pub, but he'll bring Colby.  I'll go over there and have him bring some Sharp Cheddar, I'll have him drop it by yer office, but I bet he don't get it done till Tuesday.

[litl rooster]

If I can grab anything I want why don't you have somebody truck a couple of feee-lay minions, a qaurt of mushroom gravy, mashed spuds, fresh corn on the cob, shucked peas on ice, a bucket of butter, a half dozen country biscuits, and a pitcher of ice cold Coke by here.

Come back later with hot apple pie and sharp cheddar cheese.

Trinity take this plate of wings over to the "crotchy guy" and tell him Cracker Barrel just opened up in the Sub Division........If he don't like it git a number at the Complaint dept............How many times do I have to tell you to go disenfect the back office space, geeze that poor detective is about to pass out.

[Delmonico]

A good detective could find the souce of the smell and take care of it.

[Arcey]

Good detectives don't take cases like that...........................

[Delmonico]

Ya know ya got a point.

[Trinity]

Trinity take this plate of wings over to the "crotchy guy" and tell him Cracker Barrel just opened up in the Sub Division........If he don't like it git a number at the Complaint dept............How many times do I have to tell you to go disenfect the back office space, geeze that poor detective is about to pass out.

"Not my yob!"

By the way, who is the "crotchy guy"  Ah'll make sure ta stay away!

[Delmonico]

Yer Big Brother, who else?  And you made him that way.

[Trinity]

"Look!  Ah ain' in no way re-sponsible fer makin no man "crotchy!"

[Forty Rod]

Chiggers'll make you crotchy...or so I've been told.  In all my days I ain't ever seen a chigger.  Dang near every yother kind of varmint, big and small, but no chiggers.

[litl rooster]

Chiggers'll make you crotchy...or so I've been told.  In all my days I ain't ever seen a chigger.  Dang near every yother kind of varmint, big and small, but no chiggers.

Mebbe ya could get Arcey to track one down for ya.

[Delmonico]

That cause they is very small, smaller than a pinhead, they is a kind of mite and they don't like being called chiggers.  (I could tell the rest of the joke, but it ain't PC )

[Ozark Tracker]

I hate them chiggers, itch for a week, maybe longer.

fourty rod,  you don't wanta see no chiggers,  ticks is bad enough