Irish Tom's "Greener than Grass Pub"

[Delmonico]

He doesn't put the kabobs out before opening the jug.  The contents catch fire and the jug takes off like a rocket and heads into the ladies restroom afore going through the wall, takin' the vending machine and all the quarters with it.

[Trinity]

"Uhhh, Ah ain' gotta pay fer that'un, do Ah?"

[Lucky Irish Tom]

Not at all Trinity me lad, tha whiskey ya lost is on tha house.  You do have to pay for tha door and  the wall and tha vending machine though!

[Delmonico]

I'd just send him to the vending machine company and make him buy one.   "Do you want that wrapped Sir or will you carry it to yer car parked 2 blocks down the busy street that is havin' rush hour traffic."

[Ozark Tracker]

after paying for the vending machine, Trinity digs down in his pocket to see how much he has and offers the man 37 cents and a cats eye marble to help him carry it to the car.

[Trinity]

Before the man can close his hand, Trinity reaches out and takes the marble back.  "Sorry... got me a champEENship down to tha rainch ta take part in."

[Delmonico]

Wheee, was afraid Trinity was gonna lose his marbles.

[Trinity]

"Nawww.  Only ever had one.  Purt' near give it away, though.  Whew!"

[Delmonico]

Delmonico posts a sign on the outside of the pub.

BIG SALE COMING SOON

Not at Hooters

[Lucky Irish Tom]

Irish has the sign redone in keeping with the decor!

BIG SALE COMING SOON

Not at Hooters

[litl rooster]

the coosie dropped the ball on that one

[Ozark Tracker]

well it was his raisin, 

you know being raised in Neb. by a 2 parent family, made to go ta school every day, make him work in the summer,  what would ya think would happen.   

[litl rooster]

well it was his raisin, 

you know being raised in Neb. by a 2 parent family, made to go ta school every day, make him work in the summer,  what would ya think would happen.   

The poor lad......Forgive me  for the above statement

[Tensleep]

The poor lad......Forgive me  for the above statement

How was ewe 2 know, you is jist ah po' dumb cowboy like me.....   

We ain't SEE-lebrities what knows ALL an' is EXPERTS on ever'thing! 

[litl rooster]

 

[Trinity]

the coosie dropped the ball on that one

well it was his raisin, 

you know being raised in Neb. by a 2 parent family, made to go ta school every day, make him work in the summer,  what would ya think would happen.  

"Is you sayin' Dail gots raisins fer... oh, never mahnd."

[Delmonico]

Delmonico pulls up behind the pub and sneaks in and steals all the corned beef.

[litl rooster]

  TOFU corned beef

[Lucky Irish Tom]

Don't need the corned beef we've got Guinness and boiled potatoes, we're set!

[litl rooster]

Don't need the corned beef we've got Guinness and boiled potatoes, we're set!

pour me a yard lad