Irish Tom's "Greener than Grass Pub"

Trinity · October 29, 2006, 07:07:48 PM

"Movies? What's that? Soun's lahk somethin' a cow does."

Ozark Tracker · October 29, 2006, 07:12:47 PM

naw, ya know them moving pictures like they show on the side of the feed store down to Sibley.

Trinity · October 29, 2006, 07:18:58 PM

"Yu tawkin' bout Sibley Minnesoter? That's whar Sherlene an' me wen' on our honeymoon."

Ozark Tracker · October 29, 2006, 07:26:49 PM

I was a thinking of that one down in louisy annar, it'd be a lot warmer down younder.

Trinity · October 30, 2006, 10:55:37 PM

"Naw, Sherelene di'n't wan' me roun' them fast louisianer women. She says Ah'm to weak in them ree-gards."

Delmonico · October 31, 2006, 05:19:43 PM

Delmonico walks up to Tom's bar and say's, "Trick or Treat."

Ozark Tracker · October 31, 2006, 06:26:13 PM

Tom tells him he'd just as soon have a treat

Delmonico · October 31, 2006, 06:27:38 PM

Delmonico puts Tom in a sit/stay and gives him a Milk Bone.

Sod Buster · October 31, 2006, 09:49:49 PM

Quote from: Trinity on October 29, 2006, 07:18:58 PM
"Yu tawkin' bout Sibley Minnesoter? That's whar Sherlene an' me wen' on our honeymoon."

I don't like the name "Sibley".....
Sibley Hospital is where I had my tonsils out back in '65. It was a tramatic experience that I ain't got over yet.

Ozark Tracker · October 31, 2006, 10:04:30 PM

was that Sibley, Minnesoter or Louisianer

Sod Buster · October 31, 2006, 10:07:58 PM

Quote from: Ozark Tracker on October 31, 2006, 10:04:30 PM
was that Sibley, Minnesoter or Louisianer

Nope, neither....
Washington, DC.

http://www.sibley.org/

Ozark Tracker · October 31, 2006, 10:12:34 PM

well we'll have to be sure and tell Trinity, he'll be wanting to complete his tour of Sibley's

Sod Buster · October 31, 2006, 10:28:48 PM

Quote from: Ozark Tracker on October 31, 2006, 10:12:34 PM
well we'll have to be sure and tell Trinity, he'll be wanting to complete his tour of Sibley's

HEY TRINITY...
Want a T&A??

Delmonico · October 31, 2006, 10:30:19 PM

Maybe we could take his tonsils out in a Sibley tent.

Delmonico · July 24, 2007, 07:19:36 PM

One of Trinity's flamin' sheep over shoot Sodbuster Township and lands in front of Tom's Irish Pub.

Trinity · July 24, 2007, 07:42:33 PM

Quote from: Sod Buster on October 31, 2006, 10:28:48 PM
HEY TRINITY...
Want a T&A??

Got one already... next exit down from work.

<<answer's the author nine months later....>>

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Some of the Irish Sheepherders become angry and start to tear the place apart. Wait... Oh, they were only having a discussion about Football.

Lucky Irish Tom · July 27, 2007, 12:19:50 PM

Irish looks at the flaming sheep, takes another drink and then puts up a sign,

TODAY"S SPECIAL: FLAMING LAMB KABOBS[/b]

Delmonico · July 27, 2007, 12:21:48 PM

What's the big deal about serving burnin' sheep on a stick.

Trinity · July 27, 2007, 10:08:05 PM

Trinity steps up and orders four flaming lamb kabobs and a jug of whiskey.

Marshal harpoluke · July 27, 2007, 10:16:08 PM

Marshal keeps them Sheep in supply.

American Lamb is Best, 50,000 American Cayotes couldn't be wrong.