Irish Tom's "Greener than Grass Pub"

Leo Tanner · February 19, 2008, 09:00:08 PM

I agree Trin, that job security is a 'portant thing. What would all the plumbers do for munny if all the pipes stopped leakin?

Leo

Texas Lawdog · February 19, 2008, 09:08:59 PM

I've been fightin crime and supressin evil for 38 years and still goin strong after all those years. Job security! Ya gotta love it!

Sod Buster · February 20, 2008, 12:24:41 AM

Pour me a couple fingers....I need a shot.

Lucky Irish Tom · February 20, 2008, 08:09:45 AM

Don't say the words "need" and "shot" in the same sentence with tha Po-lice around SB.

Marshal harpoluke · February 20, 2008, 09:23:18 AM

Trinity · February 20, 2008, 07:31:40 PM

Quote from: Sod Buster on February 20, 2008, 12:24:41 AM
Pour me a couple fingers....I need a shot.

Here...

... or would you rather have a Boiler Maker?

Texas Lawdog · February 23, 2008, 03:56:40 PM

I have my own version of the Boilermaker. I call it an "Attitude Adjustment", It's a shot of Tequila and a can of Tecate. After about 6 of those you don't give a rats ass about anything.

Arcey · February 23, 2008, 06:22:04 PM

Atom Bomb

Iced mug of yer beer of choice.
Shotglass of yer whiskey of choice
Gently drop shotglass into mug.

Apply by chugging.

Pass out when mushroom cloud appears to ya.

Texas Lawdog · February 24, 2008, 04:15:18 AM

Arcey, We seem to have a lot in common besides both being LEOs. We both drink Bud Light and I have been known to eat a few Hot Dogs. We like NASCAR and our Dads were gearheads. Our wives are educators and they are great to be married to. Being married to a Cop takes a special kind of lady, which I think they are.

Trinity · February 24, 2008, 07:06:15 PM

I can't handle tequila. The stomach is not strong enough for "extended enjoyment".

Arcey, I've had my fill of those shots-in-a-beer drinks, but find them too messy for home consumption. Just give me the liquor bottle and a beer.

Sod Buster · February 24, 2008, 07:15:14 PM

Quote from: Trinity on February 24, 2008, 07:06:15 PM
I can't handle tequila. The stomach is not strong enough for "extended enjoyment".

Then how do you git to the worms at the bottom of the Mescal bottle? They are the best part!

Trinity · February 24, 2008, 07:41:50 PM

Unless someone handed me an almost-empty bottle, I would never get to find out. I would instead already be painting the terlit.

Sod Buster · February 24, 2008, 07:56:44 PM

And here I thought you had a cast iron stomach....now we find out you are a light weight.

litl rooster · February 24, 2008, 08:49:48 PM

werms? >hic< I'm hongry

Sod Buster · February 24, 2008, 09:04:53 PM

LR, are you game?

Bottoms up!

Trinity · February 24, 2008, 09:38:35 PM

Yep, my belly used to be made of cast iron, but as I age, it is becoming more like a strainer.

Now, where's that bottle of Pepto?

Arcey · February 24, 2008, 10:10:58 PM

Why would somebody swallah perfectly good bait?

Leo Tanner · February 24, 2008, 10:47:39 PM

Eatin a worm is sumpthin ya do on a dare when yer 12.
I think they wrote a book and made a movie bout that. Jus plain wrong to put that in yer drink

Leo

litl rooster · February 25, 2008, 06:08:17 AM

The Guave worm is how you test the product

Kind of of like dunking witches in the tank, if they drown theory. If the dies it's Tequilla, If he lives it's, yellow water.

Trinity · February 25, 2008, 05:55:51 PM

Quote from: Leo Tanner on February 24, 2008, 10:47:39 PM
Eatin a worm is sumpthin ya do on a dare when yer 12.
I think they wrote a book and made a movie bout that. Jus plain wrong to put that in yer drink

Leo

I loved that book in the 4th grade.

LR, it is always good to have an effective test, isn't it.