Irish Tom's "Greener than Grass Pub"

[Trinity]

"Ya got any whiskey?  Ah could go fer a wee dram."

[Lucky Irish Tom]

Irish slides a bottle of Bushmills down the bar.

[Trinity]

Trinity looks at the bottle and says, "This har jug ain' got no hayndle?"

[Lucky Irish Tom]

Irish reaches under the bar and pulls out a jug of Smooth's Best and passes it to Trinity.

[Trinity]

"Thankee!  Ol' man Smooth, shore does make a good whiskey.  He gets his water from the same source as mah steel sight number nahn."  Trinity throws the jug up in the crook of his elbow and begins guzzling.

[Lucky Irish Tom]

While everybody is standing around waiting for a drink, Irish informs them of the new embargo that Pony Racer is enforcing.  I sure hope Trinity's new ship can get tha likker delivered.  Gonna get mighty dry around here if we can't get deliveries past Pony and his crew.

[litl rooster]

  They all be on "Shore Leave" gettin' dry themselves.  They'll be a mutinay soon

[Pony Racer]

Mutiny, mutiny on me boats and me Port.

There be no mutiny boys, I like you fellers, if'n you use distilled approved liquors then we got no beef.

Even a wee bit of home brew is ok from time to time

But aye - if'n I see homemade shine by boat loads and non tax stamped imports from the caribbean comein like crazy - there is going to be some boys of blue local, state and federal like you've never seen me boys.

Now lets quit chittering, pour me a stout brew Irish Tom - I like me beer dark

[Delmonico]

Delmonico finds a surplus WWI Liberty areo-plane engine and heads to home Depot fer a load of plywood.

[Trinity]

"Dern reven-oooers an' other sech gubmint lackeys!   Don' you worry none.  Ah don' only use tha waterways.  Ah got me a wagon that been modified a mite. "

[Trinity]

Trinity ambles up to the bar.  "Next momf is March, so Ah gotta start practicin'.  Pass a jug on over har."

[Lucky Irish Tom]

Irish passes Trinity a jug.  "So laddie - buck Ya gonna try ta win tha All Ya Kin Drink competition are Ye!"

[Trinity]

"Yup.  AWL Ah kin drank, but *Hic*  but Ah don' wan' nonna that grane beer!"

[Ozark Tracker]

Beware the Ides of March 

[Trinity]

"Unteel theeyun, happy Fat Tuesdy!!    ...Ah oncet knowed a girl cawled Fat Tuesdy.  Looky har, Ah got me a tintype..." Trinity rummages in his satchel and pulls out a picture.

[Lucky Irish Tom]

After 2 or 3 patrons get sick looking at Trinity's picture Irish tells him to put it away it's hurting business.

[Trinity]

"Awww, she ain' that bayud lookin'!  Why, lookit them laigs!"

[litl rooster]

..............ah never mind

[Texas Lawdog]

Who needs green beer.  Pass me the Bushmills.

[Sod Buster]

Now you're talkin'