Irish Tom's "Greener than Grass Pub"

[Silver Creek Slim]

The wasps vacate the nest and the privy. Seeing the hefalump, the wasps attack it. Slim finishes his duty with the "paper", runs outside, and grabs the gun.

[Delmonico]

Before Slim can get his gun the eller-funk steps on him.

[Silver Creek Slim]

<Arthur's note: Yer having entirely toooooooooooooo much fun with that drawing program.  >

Slim blows on his thumb and inflates himself.

[Delmonico]

<Author's Note: It's more fun than a etch-er-sketch. >

[Silver Creek Slim]

Slim finds a mouse on the ground. He grabs it by the tail and waves it in front of the beast. 

[Four-Eyed Buck]

Stampede!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Delmonico]

But Slim's trick does not work, the eller-funk takes the mouse, points at Slim  and left clicks on Slim.  He then right clicks, points at delete and then right clicks again.    Slim is deleted.

[Silver Creek Slim]

Slim finds himself in the Recycle Bin. 

[Ozark Tracker]

oh no the eller funk made 3 copies of Slim

[Delmonico]

Scarry though

[Marshal harpoluke]

Scarry though

Dell Ya realy gotta change brands of Yer sippin booze.

[Delmonico]

litl rooster shows up at Irish Tom's Pub lookin' for help to get the ants and cockroaches out of the little roosterville thread.

[Ozark Tracker]

Tom tells litl rooster that he needs some kinda ant trap,  but Tom doesn't have any

[Delmonico]

But Tom says he does have an uncle trap and calls in the young blond who waits tables.

[Ozark Tracker]

litl rooster decides that the uncle trap won't work on the ants and jumps on his hoss and heads fer Sod Busters to see if he might have any poison fer the critters.

[Lucky Irish Tom]

Irish hops on his horse and follows litl Rooster.  Hey all ya gotta do iz cover them ants wif chocolate an Trinity will eat them.

[Delmonico]

Irish Tom is soon lost in No Man's Land, alone and by himself.

[Ozark Tracker]

but Tom does have a chocolate bar or 2

[Trinity]

"Chawklit covered aints?  Sher, Ah'll have a han' full!"

[Ozark Tracker]

A hand full,  well I'm sure he'd give ya a whole bag full,  then ya'd have some fer later, at the movies