Irish Tom's "Greener than Grass Pub"

[Delmonico]

Belly up and have Tom pour ya a pint of O'Doul's.

[Trinity]

O' what?

I hope you ain' talkin' 'bout this mess: ( )

[litl rooster]

"Faith              and                 Begorrah" this looks like a good place to get a drinkkkkkkkkk.........can't wait to Arcey and Tensleep's see it..

[Delmonico]

Well all he has is O'Doul's, green bottle and a nice Irish name.

[Ozark Tracker]

oh well we'll get several of em down and they'll taste as good as anythng else

[Trinity]

 

[Trinity]

Ok, Ah've regained com-posure.  Uh, OT.... That stuff is N.... NNNN.  NNNNNNNNNNNNNN... NNNon Alcoholic!

[Ozark Tracker]

What   Non Alcoholic   I wondered why I'd never had any.   don't want none now.  be like drinking over in Oklahoma, they got 3.2 beer, makes you think somethings wrong.

[Trinity]

3.2!!!??

Mah water's got more than that!!!  Heathens!

[Delmonico]

Delmonico comes it with a cardboard box and drops it on the bar.  "OK, the hard stuff came in, here's a case of Ny-Quill."

(sorry I couldn't google up the words to the Ny-Quill song by Alvin Crow.)

[Sod Buster]

Belly up and have Tom pour ya a pint of O'Doul's.

This place needs more choices.  Sod Buster drops off a variety pack:

[litl rooster]

Drink too many of them O'douls and will have to change the name of this place.............Greener than grassPoop

[Stoney Pete]

Hearing the reputation of serving O'Drools only, Stoney walks into the pub prepared.  I brought a wagon load of it.

[Lucky Irish Tom]

Alright lads I threw out tha sodee pop that Del stocked on the shelves, the real stuff is coming thriugh the door now.

For the beer drinkers I have:

Guinness, Harp, Beamish, Smithwick's and Murphy's

For those that want stronger fair we also stock Irish Whiskey, otherwise know as "uisce beatha" or "The Water of Life"

First and foremost licensed in 1608 by James I we have Bushmills

We also have Jameson and Connemara

[deucedaddyj]

I'll tell ya what. That Killian's is good stuff! If I can't get Shiner Bock, that's what I usually drink.....

[litl rooster]

 I see Irish Tom is finally taking stock of the place..............This will be a fine establishment...........

[Delmonico]

Delmonico heads out to Irish Tom's kitchen and whips up some Irish Soda Bread and some mutton stew.

[litl rooster]

Delmonico heads out to Irish Tom's kitchen and whips up some Irish Soda Bread and some mutton stew.

I hope that ain't one of them fancy werds for sheep (spit)

[Ozark Tracker]

I bet that's some of that open season sheep what Stoney ships around the country

[Stoney Pete]

I bet that's some of that open season sheep what Stoney ships around the country

Zactly.   I send Tom all he can eat.