"Tain't Greyhound (Welcome to Four Eyed Buck's Bus Depot)

[Delmonico]

Delmonico puts Whoopie Cushions on Buck's bus.

[Four-Eyed Buck]

The driver ain't gonna like it, Del. The one spitfire we've got on this one makes enough racket without any artificial help. They think YOU'RE grumpy....................this guy's got you beat. He's also a taxidermist..................Buck

[Delmonico]

Tell him to stuff it.

[Four-Eyed Buck]

 

[Delmonico]

Hey, I think we just need a bigger page 1.

[Ozark Tracker]

maybe page 1 sub page A

[Lucky Irish Tom]

maybe page 1 sub page A

Section 5 Paragraph 3

When the party of the aforepart meets the party of the afterpart with the the foresworn intent they must forthwith beget the aforementioned exculpated adjudication.  Whereas all parties being in concurrance shall convey......

I think ya went too deep O.T.  we done hit tha fine print legal disclaimers! 

[Delmonico]

Looks like normal print to me.

[Four-Eyed Buck]

Your eyes are better.................

[Silver Creek Slim]

Section 5 Paragraph 3

When the party of the aforepart meets the party of the afterpart with the the foresworn intent they must forthwith beget the aforementioned exculpated adjudication.  Whereas all parties being in concurrance shall convey......

I think ya went too deep O.T.  we done hit tha fine print legal disclaimers! 

Is that better? 

Slim

[Ozark Tracker]

now that is what I call   "the small print"

[Delmonico]

Buck, there is a bus came in for service, can ya get to it.

[Four-Eyed Buck]

Can't miss that one!
it'll have to wait awhile, can't even push a broom..Might have to be fumigated first........Buck

[Delmonico]

(Whiser On: Pssst, reconize that bus?)

[Four-Eyed Buck]

It's a real oldie, but doesn't ring any bells...............Buck

[Delmonico]

Ken Kessy, Merry Pranksters?

[Texas Lawdog]

What about the Partridge Family school bus?  I had a 1973 Chevy Vega Kamback GT which was that yucky gold color. That thing used oil on a daily basis.  I also had a 1977 Ford Mustang II Mach One hatchback with the German V6.  Had to buy a set of metric wrenches to work on it. I also had a 1973 Chrysler New Yorker coupe with a 440 engine.  Man. would that thing run.  My Dad had a garage while I was a kid.  I got a chance to see all kinds of automotive mistakes that people would drive in.  In my hometown in 1959, we got 2 new Edsel police cars.  They had the 430 Lincoln engines in them and they would really run.

[Four-Eyed Buck]

Bozo's On The Bus?............................

[Delmonico]

Think "Electric Kool-Aid Acid Test" and Woodstock.   That is the famous "Furthur" a 1939 International and the Smithsonian wants it, but Kessey won't give it up even though it is falling apart under some trees in Ory-gon.

[Four-Eyed Buck]

Still fighting the establishment.................