"Tain't Greyhound (Welcome to Four Eyed Buck's Bus Depot)

[Four-Eyed Buck]

Slim, we had one of those "Land Yachts" once, too. As well as a Pinto wagon, Mercury Bobcat with the glass hatch, a Volare wagon.....Buck

[Trinity]

I never had the "pleasure" of drivin' a Chevette. When the Chevette was popular (not sure it was ever popular ), I was drivin' a Chrysler Newport.


Slim

I like big cars! 

What a memory Del "The Pinto"  Ford's experiment with the exploding compact!

My first car was a Mustang II.  It was built on the Pinto pan. 

[Delmonico]

I had a Monza Town Coupe, looked like a minny-ture Monte Carlo, mee-tali-ic light greew with a white vynil top, bought it with low milse fer real cheap.  Had the improved Vega engine, the one with steel sleeves in the silly-dersr and 'luminunum pistons, not the stupid hardened 'luminum silly-ders and the cast iron pistons.   But the damage was done to it's reputation, the updated proper version was a good and powerful little engine.

[Delmonico]

Oh, boy, we better do sumtin' here, Buck's thread is startin' to look like a

Buy Here, Pay Here
Car Lot.      Hey buck, ya got an ugly lesuire suit.

[Ozark Tracker]

O k  tell Buck we need busses to come down to Mis Montana's charm school and take the graduates out to the new Hooters opening up.  we'll probally need about a dozen a week.

[Delmonico]

Ok, I think he'll see it, I saw that he was readin' one of the other threads here, don't 'member which one, but his light is on.

[Ozark Tracker]

I can see by all this activity that Trinity's gonna have to do  less drinking and more hiring if he's to keep up with the booming business's , if'n you see him tell him to go back to his office and hire another 100 girls quick.

[Four-Eyed Buck]

Most of our buses hold 65, OT. You better have short legs though, the seats are pretty close together. Also, make sure yer teeth are in tight and yer bladder's real empty!........Buck

[Trinity]

"They ain' gonna be no less drankin!  Ah gots me an office lahk JR Ewin', complete wif likker cabinet!"

[Delmonico]

Delmonico comes into the tread and sees Buck in his plaid suit, "hey, ya got any Yugo's here."

[Sod Buster]

Delmonico comes into the tread and sees Buck in his plaid suit, "hey, ya got any Yugo's here."

[litl rooster]

 the sign out front also read

Si habla spano

no dinero no problemo

We tote the note

[Delmonico]

If he gets any deadbeats then maybe Ozark Traveler can help him recover the car.

[Four-Eyed Buck]

Hey, hey, I do have my limits, ya know.......

[Delmonico]

Then what are ya doin' hangin' round with us?

[Trinity]

That's a sharp jacket, Buck!!! 

[Ozark Tracker]

I think Buck had another one of them jackets on the rack inside, said he might let it go to just the right person.

[Four-Eyed Buck]

You can have it , if you want it, Trinity. A little too flashy fer my tastes...........Buck

[Trinity]

You can have it , if you want it, Trinity. A little too flashy fer my tastes...........Buck

"Ah don' wan' it less'n Ah kin have tha glases too!"

[Ozark Tracker]

boy I tell ya what,  gotta have the glasses too.  I bet somewhere there is a hat just for that outfit. we'll put out an fax for everybody to be on the lookout for it.