The High Plains West of the Indian Meridian - Stoney Pete Proprietor

[Marshal harpoluke]

The eller-funk comes into the thread, stomps the sky pilot?sheep herder and his meddy-fours and leaves.   <The sheep meddy-fourd had to be used in a land where folks were too dumb not to have let the sheep and goats ruin the land.  These foul beasts had already destroyed the land for decent anny-mules>

Where?  

That could depend upon Yer point of view.

[Marshal harpoluke]

I don't believe in the unseen.  I bend to Mother Earth and eat those that destroy her fruits.

If'n Yeh have a Mother Earth, do You think there is Not a Father God?

If You only believe in what You see, OK You will see.

With Your Own eyes.

[Trinity]

My mother is single.


But there is Father Time...

[Marshal harpoluke]

My mother is single.


But there is Father Time...

The Good Book in Psalms Chapter27 and verse 10 maight say somthing bout that.

[Trinity]

I checked the good book that I'm reading right now.  Ol' 40 Rod didn't write anything about Father Time.

[Marshal harpoluke]

Its about fathers in general,

God stands outside of time.  the Greek idium in Revelation "I Am the beginning and the End" or " I Am the Alpha and The Omega."

Time is by defination finate, God infinate.

[Delmonico]

I thought this was the Alpha and Omega.

[Trinity]

 

[Stoney Pete]

The eller-funk enters the thread with Slim in hot purr-suit, it stops long enough to pee in the swimming pool and  and tears up the church lawn before it leaves the thread.

See what happens when I get busy and don't take care of the place.

[Stoney Pete]

An You call yerself a preatcher? 

At what point did I ever call myself a preacher? 

I am a Christian.  I have accepted Christ as my personal Savior.  I won't back down if asked about my faith and I try not to pass up opportunities to share when the Holy Spirit provide opportunity.  However, I don't concider myself religious and I've never called myself a preacher.

THE Lamb of God is welcome.  And I challenge any one fool enough to try and shoot HIM.  However low down smelly sheep ain't welcome and Trinity and LR has my blessing to shoot on sight and feed them to the eller-funk.

[Delmonico]

Don't worry pard, we like you, just that some of us heathens that the sheep herder keeps tryin' to save don't need saved as bad as he thinks.  Past experience makes me back away from someone who preachs out of context, 95% of the time my instints tend to be right.   Some time I'll tell you about my Druid thing, one of the ones I found out not to trust most likey thinks I have converted.   Ain't heard from him when I told him that 12 years ago.

[litl rooster]

and Trinity and LR has my blessing to shoot on sight and feed them to the eller-funk.

Gracias amigo




KA POW

[Trinity]

>click<
KABOOOOOOOOM!
Thanks Stoney!

[Ozark Tracker]

  look at that eller funk go after them sheep,  he kinda canivorus ain't he.   I think he's a eyeing the sheep herder now.

[Delmonico]

I Know So.

[Ozark Tracker]

   Run Forrest  Run 

[Delmonico]

Naw Forrest was smart enough not to be a sheepherder.

[Ozark Tracker]

well somebody better run,  here comes the eller-funk

[Stoney Pete]

well somebody better run,  here comes the eller-funk

Why run?  You gots guns.  Use them.

[Ozark Tracker]

Well,  uh,  he's kinda like a pet now and he is after the sheep herder