The High Plains West of the Indian Meridian - Stoney Pete Proprietor

[Delmonico]

Stoney, yer 'spossed to keep both eyes open with a shotgun.

Might need cleaned a bit also, looks like wad tracks in that bore.

[litl rooster]

Stoney, yer 'spossed to keep both eyes open with a shotgun.

Might need cleaned a bit also, looks like wad tracks in that bore.

That's from shootin' them Heathen AA loads.

Sorry, Stoney. I forgot ya had the Colt clone. 

Slim

Yep the Stoegers are earless..Stoney looks like the Hammers are closer together than the Bounty hunters?

Delmonico puts up a sign,

No Debauchery Allow Here

Go to litl roosterville for that

All Major Credit Cards cept'd and ATM's available

[Stoney Pete]

That's from shootin' them Heathen AA loads.



Yep the Stoegers are earless..Stoney looks like the Hammers are closer together than the Bounty hunters?

yes, I still shoot the smokeyless.  Someday, when finances allow I will go black.  The sxs is a Colt 1878.  Walt from TTN said the copied it EXACTLY  like the originals.  Right down to the 16/77th nut on the hammers and firing pins.

It's one of my favorite firearms.

[Trinity]

There will be no nudy bars here!

I will allow a pub or two, but the ladies will be ladies and the men will treat them as such.

Remember boys, I'z gots daughters and I will protect them.  Every woman is somebodies little girl.  In my town I will protect them as my own.

Hey, tha Playboy Club an' Hooters ain' no nudie bars.  Tooters may be, but not them clubs.  Playboy is classy an' Hooters is Delightfully tacky, yet unrefined.

Delmonico puts up a sign,

No Debauchery Allow Here

Go to litl roosterville for that

"Sorry Stoney, ol' pard.  Ah gotta go."

[Delmonico]

The sign worked, got rid of the Riff Raff.

[litl rooster]

yes, I still shoot the smokeyless.  Someday, when finances allow I will go black.  The sxs is a Colt 1878.  Walt from TTN said the copied it EXACTLY  like the originals.  Right down to the 16/77th nut on the hammers and firing pins.

It's one of my favorite firearms.

Rightly should be................... I just as soon own a double than any kind of gun





The head Riff Raf sneaks back out..............................................................

[Delmonico]

Hey, my home defense loads are AA's 28 gauge AA #9 Skeet loads out of an 870 Skeet gun.

Think about it, 25" barrels, 5 1/4 pounds, wide open choke, but hardly one any lawyer could call a gun meant only to kill people.   Real close the #9's would be nasty, at distance they coulldn't see what to do.  And they don't remove #9's much, they'd never forget ya.

[Sod Buster]

Sod Buster arrives at Stoney's with the makings for health drinks as per Ozark Tracker's suggestion:  carrots, beets, turnips, parsnips, celery, rutabaga, red cabbage, radishes, Granny Smith apples.

He leaves a note that the juicer and some cranberries are on order at Del's store.


Sod Buster then heads home....hoping he won't run into any trouble or highwaymen along the way.

[Delmonico]

Delmonico stops over to Stoney's Place and reads Sodbuster's last post.  He is hopin' he makes it home safe when allof a sudden outside he hears, Waylon, Wille, Johnny and Kris a singin'.


I was a highwayman, along the coach roads I did ride,
Sword and pistol by my side,
Many a young maid lost her baubles to my trade,
Many a soldier shed his lifeblood on my blade,

The basterds hung me in the spring of 25,
But I am still alive

I was a sailor, I was born upon the tide,
With the sea I did abide,
I sailed a schooner round the horn of Mexico,
I went aloft and furled the main sail in a blow,
And when the yard broke off they say that I got killed,
But I am living still

I was a dam builder, across a river long and wide,
Where steel and water did collide,
A place called boulder on the wild Colorado,
I slipped and fell on the wet concrete below,
They buried me in that gray tomb that knows no sounds,
But I am still around,

I'll always be around, and around, and around, and around, and around


I'll fly a starship across the universe divide,
And when I reach the other side,
I'll find a place to rest my spirit if I can,
Perhaps I may become a highwayman again,
Or I may simply be a single drop of rain,
But I will remain,

And I'll be back again, and again, and again, and again, and again

Delmonico says out loud, "durn The Highwaymen got him.

[Sod Buster]

Delmonico says out loud, "durn The Highwaymen got him.

Yup!  They got me.  I may consider givin' up the farm and goin' on tour. 

[Ozark Tracker]

Sod Buster getting led astray over there at Stoney's,  I knew them high plains drifters could get rough if they didn't have somewhere to drink and fight.

[Delmonico]

The eller-funk enters the thread with Slim in hot purr-suit, it stops long enough to pee in the swimming pool and  and tears up the church lawn before it leaves the thread.

[Silver Creek Slim]

Slim enters. "Stoney's not gonna be happy 'bout this."  He leaves after his prey.

[Ozark Tracker]

ya mean about Del going on tour with the hiway men,  they'll be several unhappy bout that

[Sod Buster]

ya mean about Del going on tour with the hiway men,  they'll be several unhappy bout that

Well..someone has to replace Johnny....the man in black. 
Del is tall
Del looks good in black
Del can sing <cough><cough>

[Ozark Tracker]

well if he has a git box I guess we'll let him try out fer the band 

course he'll have to have a band, and Johnny's Tennessee Three may not be around to play, so he'll have to get him a Nebrassky 3

[Marshal harpoluke]

  FOR ME

Stoney pulls out a paint brush and writes in big block letters

SHEEP SEASON BEGINS Jan. 1st of each year and ends on Dec. 31st.  NO BAG LIMIT.

An You call yerself a preatcher? 



Da Big Trail Boss is a Lamb/He's also the Lion of the Tribe of Juda.

Israel, means the flock of the Ewe sheep--ie Gods sheep.  Yes He's Big boss cattleman too--owns the cattle of a thousand hills.

He call His flock a 'peculer' treasure and the "Apple of His eye"  ie the pupil.

He sacraficed His life, so We all could live and be with Him.  Ah don't think it is wise to be pokin Him in da eye.

It is a good thing He forgives Us, otherwise We be worse off than Dell's burn't toust.

Yeh, there smelly,not too bright, and soil eroders; but they is the flock He's give Me charge of.

Marshal Who is riding for the Brand.

Ohy! Dust.

[Marshal harpoluke]

 

    "In Jesus Holy Name"      Sturat Daurerman & Steffi Rubin

I read about a rabbi in a very Holy Book,  Who came to Israel long ago,

Lived amog My People there and spoke the Word of God, so anyone with ears to hear might know.

chorus,

I heard him when He wept, for the lost for Whom He came,

I watched Him cry in angush as He watched them turn away,

I saw Him mourn when Jewish Blood was spilled--- In Jesus Holy Name.

I knew Jusus before He was a Gentile.



2.  I read about the early Church, and how They came to know, that Faith, and Faith alone could save a man;

but when the Gentile branches all grew nurmerous and full, I wonder would My People understand?

chorus 2.,

And I heard Him when He wept for the lost for Whom He came, I watched Him cry in anguish when He watched them turn away, 

I saw Him mourn when Synagogs were burned, in Jesus Holy Name.

I knew Jesus, before he was a Gentile.

3.  I read in books and magizines, in stores and stands today, that many of My People understand; that ears have heard the Word of God,

and eyes can finaly see, that Jewishness and Christ go hand in hand;

chorus, 3.,

I heard Him when He wept for the lost for Whom He came, I watched Him cry in anguish when He watched them turn away,

I saw Him mourn when Jews were forced to flee-----------......... from Jesus Holy Name........

I knew Jesus, before He was a Gentile.





Being a Sheepherder,

its a tough job, but somebody's gotta du it.

[Delmonico]

The eller-funk comes into the thread, stomps the sky pilot?sheep herder and his meddy-fours and leaves.   <The sheep meddy-fourd had to be used in a land where folks were too dumb not to have let the sheep and goats ruin the land.  These foul beasts had already destroyed the land for decent anny-mules>

[Trinity]

I don't believe in the unseen.  I bend to Mother Earth and eat those that destroy her fruits.