The High Plains West of the Indian Meridian - Stoney Pete Proprietor

[Marshal harpoluke]

Why run?  You gots guns.  Use them.

Marshal Brings the 8bore to bare, N let Elle Funk have it with two clean shots,(15dram eq.)  Elle Funk falls over dead on Dell's Dutch Oven, ; unfortunatly Dell

was  bending over it at the time.           This creates a New kind of Stew, Elle Funk, crushed Dell, Kantancorus, Crackpot, Cousi, Cracked Dutch Oven Stew.



knocks em back to Dells Dutch Oven thead.

[Delmonico]

Well sumthin' new, 8 instead of 10, must be eatin' them cactus an luch-un-ate-in' again.

[Delmonico]

The not dead or even injured eller-funk impales the no good sheep herder and prepares to strike a light.

[Marshal harpoluke]

 

Marshal Muses,

Dell,   "  On a rock whose haughty brow

Frowns o'er old Eonways foaming flood,

Robed in the sable garb of woe, 

With haggared eyes of the Poet stood;

Loose his beard and hoary hair

Stream'd like a meteor to the troubled air

And with a Masters hand and Prophets fire,

Struck the deep sorrow of his lyre"            Gray's Bard  from The Welsh Harper by Edward Jones reprint of John Parry of Ruabon Harper to the Wynnstay 

Family.  aka Bardd Alaw

If'n Yeh want to be a Druid, 

then You should know this, what ever You curse shall return to You thrice.


"The Good man needeth three things, His cloak, his chaldera, and His Teylen (harp)."

Are You a harpist?  I play the Teylen Y Derius.  ( triple strung Welsh harp) 

Far Thee Well, Delmonico. 

             

[Delmonico]

The eller-funk is such a pyr0-maniac.

(BTW, yer continued preachin' keeps me thinkin' you can't be trusted.  If I wanted yer believes I'd ask for them.  You have no idea what I belive and ya push yers way to far)

[Delmonico]

Delmonico sneaks up the Cul-de-Sac and soaps Stoney's winders.

[Delmonico]

Now ya put Stoney on page 2 Cammie.

[Lucky Irish Tom]

But Stoney can't tell cuz his winders iz all soaped up! 

[Stoney Pete]

But Stoney can't tell cuz his winders iz all soaped up! 

It's more a case of Cranial Rectumitus than soaped up winders.

[Trinity]

Trinity pokes his head in and asks "Is they some squeezin's served in hair yet.  Ya got yer licence?"

[Ozark Tracker]

they got ta be some anti freeze around here somewhere, this is the high plains

[Stoney Pete]

Trinity pokes his head in and asks "Is they some squeezin's served in hair yet.  Ya got yer licence?"

Sure.  You can have all you want from this here jug.   Course I stole it from you on the Nebraskey thread.

[Ozark Tracker]

well at least Trinity will alreay be prepared for the taste of his own brew.