Sodbuster Township

[litl rooster]

  I'd bet Sod Buster didn't use Roundup ready Ruddybagga seed

[Trinity]

Trinity did that to the most obnoxious fields, like the ones marked Broccoli.  Otherwise, he led the cattle in and let them take care of the fields.

He stands back and listens to Bessie and the others chew.  "Won' tha stranger per'shate what Ah deeud fer 'im?"

[Delmonico]

Delmonico comes into the township and steals all the tofu and drives like heck.

[Lucky Irish Tom]

Irish rides in behind Del and leaves beef made up to look like tofu in it's place.

[Sod Buster]

Sod Buster sees all the beef standing around on his fields and is grateful for the 'fertilizer' that they are leaving during the winter months.  That will make the growing season much better!   

[Trinity]

Suddenly, Mike Rowe and the team from Dirty Jobs show up to clean up the fields.  Mike explains to Sod Buster how excited he was that Trinity had contacted him with the idea of cleaning up the cow excrement.

[Sod Buster]

Suddenly, Mike Rowe and the team from Dirty Jobs show up to clean up the fields.  Mike explains to Sod Buster how excited he was that Trinity had contacted him with the idea of cleaning up the cow excrement.

[Delmonico]

Delmonico contacts the manager of the feedlot 20 miles west of him, they lease a BNSF coal train and load it up to send Sodbuster. the good slick stuff.

[Sod Buster]

Sod  Buster arranges for the train crew to open up one of the hoppers as they pass by TrinityLand!
The 'slick stuff' runs out and gives Trinityland the 'proper' smell that it deserves. 

Finally the trainload of 'fertilzer' arrives at Sodbuster Township.  Soddy & his neighbors spread it out all over all the fields.

Thinking of what to give Trinity for Christmas, Sod Buster gets out his cupcake tins and pours the excess into the molds.  Soony he will have some home-made 'cow chips' for Trinity! 

[Trinity]

Trinity wakes up, smells the air and yells to his wife, "Sherleeeeeeeeeeene!  Ya gotta go deeug another privy.  Tha old one done gone rank!"

[litl rooster]

   You sure it's not the well overflowin'

[Trinity]

"Mah water don' smail lahk thayut. "

[Sod Buster]

Must have been all of the Buffalo Wings ya ate, Trinity.  If'n you would eat Broccoli, then the smell wouldn't be so bad. 

[Delmonico]

Delmonico remembers a George Carlin albim from the early 70's that meation broccoli pharts.

[Trinity]

"Vegematible farts is tha wors' ones!  Anythin' that smails lahk a fart afore it goes in, kain' smell good onct it been processed."

[litl rooster]

 

"Vegematible farts is tha wors' ones!  Anythin' that smails lahk a fart afore it goes in, kain' smell good onct it been processed."

  I hate when you start makin' sence............

[Lucky Irish Tom]

Trinity makes a lot of scents lr!

[Trinity]

*fffffffffsssshhhhhhhhhh*    "Ooh!  'Scuse me."

[Trinity]

I just found something for our resident Vegetemable lover:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/magazine/6474741.stm

[Sod Buster]

Interesting.....
But I don't have the patience or the time to harvest by candelight or wrap each stalk in plastic wrap.

Thanks Trinity...now I've got a hankerin' for a Strawberry/Rhubarb Pie....or even mon of Miss Annie's World Famous Cobbler's made with it.

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