Sodbuster Township

[Ozark Tracker]

I think if them girls keep a jumping around out there,  you're as good as elected.

[Sod Buster]

Sod Buster raises  his hand and askes the candidate to state his postion on Kentucky Bluegrass and Zoysia.

[Delmonico]

The canny-date is gone right now, but I as his cam-pain manager will say Kentucky Bluegrass should be left in Kentucky where it grows fine all on it's own.  To take it out of it's native region and to try and grow it where it don't want to grow causes men to spend far to much time tryin' to make it grow, cuttin' into their shootin' time. 

Zoysia should be plugged and if it grows fine with out a lot of useless lawn work it is a good idea.

[Trinity]

[Ozark Tracker]

the crowd goes wild with the girls jumping and cheering'

[Trinity]

As evening decends upon the crowd, the girls change into their other costume.

[Ozark Tracker]

littl rooster brings out the kegs for tonights speech.   the crowd gets Rowdy.

[Sod Buster]

littl rooster brings out the kegs for tonights speech.   the crowd gets Rowdy.

DEL!!  They got your dawg!

[Sod Buster]

As evening decends upon the crowd, the girls change into their other costume.

Now wait just a dang minute.....Sodbuster Township has a dress code and these girls are violating it!  There are little sod boys & girls around to think of!

Sod Buster thows the girls some grass skirts to wear!

[Trinity]

littl rooster brings out the kegs for tonights speech.   the crowd gets Rowdy.

What are they gonna do wif Dail's dawg?

[Ozark Tracker]

they might'a thought he had one  of them little kegs like them saint barn yards carry when they are a rescueing folks.

[Trinity]

Now wait just a dang minute.....Sodbuster Township has a dress code and these girls are violating it!  There are little sod boys & girls around to think of!

Sod Buster throws the girls some grass skirts to wear!

Not sharing in Sod Buster's strange fetish, the crowd dissipates as the dancers are required to don the grass skirts. 

[Sod Buster]

Not sharing in Sod Buster's strange fetish, the crowd dissipates as the dancers are required to don the grass skirts. 

Fetish?!?  Them girls was practially nekked.  Plus they was gyrating.  I couldn't concentrate.   

[Trinity]

"Ah couldn' concerntrate either.  That's that pernt, ain' it?"

[litl rooster]

What are they gonna do wif Dail's dawg?

New Mascot...................


The new bumber sticker reads


Puppy for every child



of voting age or with a note from parents ifn' your under 18

[Ozark Tracker]

with a generous supply of puppys, litl rooster mingles amoungst the crowd and starts giving dogs away. until an irrate parent brings one back.

[Four-Eyed Buck]

Musta went on his foot

[Ozark Tracker]

he was trying to get away from that problem,  litl roosters first choice for give aways was monkeys. but he knowed they like to throw stuff.

[Trinity]

Hu Flun Pu?  Is he back again?

[Ozark Tracker]

Hu Flun Pu?  Is he back again?

he's the reason litl rooster ain't a giving out pet monkeys or having em help with the campaigning