Sodbuster Township

[Sod Buster]

Ah buch of Sodbusters Teamsters show up in Trinity's Peach Grove with axes and start cutting down trees.
Next they set fire to Trinity's grain fields and start to plow under his corn!

<<Arthur's note:  Sod Buster is totally unaware of this activity.  He is working the fields.>>

[Delmonico]

<Author's Note: Al Capone just happen to be in Flor-e-dah on Feb 14 1929. >

[Trinity]

Suddenly as the teamsters burn down the last one, Sodbuster runs out screaming at them.  It is then that they realize that they shouldn't have trusted the signs that said: 

TRINNY'S KORN FEELDS YONDER

[Ozark Tracker]

Sod Buster goes out to the field and insspects the damage,  the last field they burned was planted with popcorn,  after the fire, the ground is covered with popped corn.

[Arcey]

<---comes along with 'iz guncart loaded with 'iz foldin' chaise lounge, cooler fullah Coors 'n a portable TV.  Sets up in the middle of the field 'n pops up 'iz umbrella.

Ready for some football!

<sounds ah poppin' tops 'n crunchin' popcorn>

[Ozark Tracker]

Sod Buster runs down to litl roosterville, Hooters and borrows the big screen TV, brings it back shows footballl previews and a NASCAR  reruns and makes enough money to pay for the crop being burned.

[Arcey]

Sod Buster runs down to litl roosterville, Hooters and borrows the big screen TV, brings it back shows footballl previews and a NASCAR  reruns and makes enough money to pay for the crop being burned.

YEEEEEE HAWWWWWW!  We ain't in Kansas namore, Toto!!!!!  Must be Heaven!!!!

[Delmonico]

The eller-funk runs across the track, knonkin' cars all over and the race is red flagged.

[Sod Buster]

Sod Buster hires some local girls to keep the beer flowin' and pop corn buckets full:

[Arcey]

<---picks up the remote 'n zaps the eller-funk ta Newbrasski........

[Arcey]

<---watches replay....

Let's see....

That'd be Ricky Craven in the 41.  Rudd in the 10, Irvan in the 28.  6 was Mark Martin.  The yeller 4 ya see is the 24 - Jeff Gordon.

Old re-runs......

Sod Buster.  Tell the brunette I'm low on beer....

[Delmonico]

When Arcey turns back to see the TV he finds out on his way to Newbrassky the eller-funk grabbed the remote and turned the TV to the all Barney channel.

Will Arcey get up and switch it back or will he stay in his chair and watch Barney.  Stay tuned for the conclusion after a word from our sponser.

[Silver Creek Slim]

[Arcey]

<---waits while the brunette pours 'im one then slips 'er a dollar federal.  She switches the TV back ta SPEED.

[Delmonico]

Sodbusters place has a fine selection of Beer, that is why Arcey pat-run-izes the place.

[litl rooster]

  Sod Buster has good taste.................but needs to buy his own big screen...........Arcey ifn' you don't mind next commerical turn to HRTV      I'd like to catch the 3rd at Colonial     Does them ladies serve Ice Tea?

[Arcey]

Tip 'em 'n they'll bring ya whute'er ya want, Roostah.

Have 'em turn it ta the hosses.  Redskins up next 'n all I'm gonna do watchin' that is get pissed......

[litl rooster]

Tip 'em 'n they'll bring ya whute'er ya want, Roostah.

Have 'em turn it ta the hosses.  Redskins up next 'n all I'm gonna do watchin' that is get pissed......

True Skins fan

[Sod Buster]

Buster.  Tell the brunette I'm low on beer....

Night Shift taking over.....
They will get you the beer and make sure the TV stays on the proper channel.

[Delmonico]

The regular evening crowd shuffles in.







Bar Keep, don't give the eller-funk any whiskey, he gets nasty.