Sodbuster Township

[Delmonico]

We don't have much good seafood round here, guess we'll just have to stick to beef, course we gots plenty of that.

[Silver Creek Slim]

We still gots a herd? Thought rustler woulda had 'em a long time ago. 

Slim

[Lucky Irish Tom]

Nope tha Rustler closed awhile back, Ponderosa doan wan em, and tha Golden Corral aint seen em yet! 

[Delmonico]

Nope tha Rustler closed awhile back, Ponderosa doan wan em, and tha Golden Corral aint seen em yet! 

I'm talkin' real beef, not chain steak house beef, kinda like Skeeter Barnes, now a chain of two.

[Sod Buster]

Today's Special at the Sodbuster Township Cracker Barrel resturant is sure to bring in the crowds.  It might even bring in Trinity since it has two of his fav-o-rite ingredients:  BEEF and PEACHES!

Come and get it:

BEEF PEACH PIE
Meatloaf with a twist! The peaches add a sweet touch and go well with the ground beef.

Notice:  reciepe avaialable upon request.

[Lucky Irish Tom]

The Eller-funk runs inta tha thread an poops on tha peaches, Slim is in hot pursuit! 

The Eller-funk runs out of the thread after  grabbing a trunkful of Sodbusters greens.

[Sod Buster]

The Eller-funk runs inta tha thread an poops on tha peaches, Slim is in hot pursuit! 

Trinity ain't gonna like that.  I was plannin' to send him some for a new batch of peach squeezins.
Mebbe he could make some Apple Jack instead?

The Eller-funk runs out of the thread after  grabbing a trunkful of Sodbusters greens.

Dang it!  I left some "snacks" for the eller-funk in No-Mans Land. 

[Delmonico]

Delmonico looks at the mess and says, "Why are there little plastic numbers in the eller-funk poop?"

[Ozark Tracker]

"Why are there little plastic numbers in the eller-funk poop?"

Why are there little plastick numbers in the eller funk poop

[Trinity]

Trinity ain't gonna like that.  I was plannin' to send him some for a new batch of peach squeezins.
Mebbe he could make some Apple Jack instead?

Dang it!  I left some "snacks" for the eller-funk in No-Mans Land. 

"What?!!  They's gotta be more peaches, they's jus' gotta be!!!!"

[Ozark Tracker]

Sod buster tells Trinity to settle down, he's still got a few peaches and a bunch of nectarines left.

[Trinity]

"Ain' never had no nectarine squeezin's.  Don' rightly know if'n it'll taste good, but please trah ta increase Pro-duction of them peaches!!"

Trinity's grain and corn?

Sod Buster is gonna have to send the Teamsters over there to explain to Trinity that he is to only get his grain and corn from Sodbuster Township.  Perhaps a little friendly persuasion will be of assistance.

"If'n Ah gotta Re-ly on yer grain 'n' cone, Ah won' have eee-nough fer ta make squeezin's fer me an ' fer sale!  Ah gotta suppleeement yer stuff with mahn.  See?"

[Delmonico]

Delmonico sprays Nair in a wagon load of peaches and delivers Trinity a load of neck-treens.

[Trinity]

Trinity looks at the shipment and claims:  "These ain' no peaches!  What in tarnation is they?  They look nekkid!"

[Sod Buster]

"Ain' never had no nectarine squeezin's.  Don' rightly know if'n it'll taste good, but please trah ta increase Pro-duction of them peaches!!"
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Don't worry...we still got plenty of peaches.

"If'n Ah gotta Re-ly on yer grain 'n' cone, Ah won' have eee-nough fer ta make squeezin's fer me an ' fer sale!  Ah gotta suppleeement yer stuff with mahn.  See?"

No, I don't see. 

[litl rooster]

  I smell trouble brewin"

[Trinity]

"Ah kin buy only from you an' have eee-nough fer ta sail to tha customer, but none fer us ta drank.  Clear now?"

[Ozark Tracker]

Lucy, now let me splain this

[Lucky Irish Tom]

Ah buch of Sodbusters Teamsters show up in Trinity's Peach Grove with axes and start cutting down trees.

[Lucky Irish Tom]

Next they set fire to Trinity's grain fields and start to plow under his corn!