Sodbuster Township

[Trinity]

"Sherlene's gonna be jumpin' outta cake?  Why in tarnation would she or anybody wanna jump OUT??"

[Sod Buster]

"Sherlene's gonna be jumpin' outta cake?  Why in tarnation would she or anybody wanna jump OUT??"

Shoot...Trinity was listenin' again.....guess we are gonna have to switch to Plan B:

[Delmonico]

The only thing I know how to do is cook a bird and how to train a Lab to fetch them once I shoot them.  Don't want one in the house.

[Lucky Irish Tom]

Shoot...Trinity was listenin' again.....guess we are gonna have to switch to Plan B:

Sherlene's momma poppin from tha cake, oh no! 

[litl rooster]

   I thought it was going to be Sherlene's sister. The one with 1 arm and 1 leg, Ilene..

[Sod Buster]

   I thought it was going to be Sherlene's sister. The one with 1 arm and 1 leg, Ilene..

[Delmonico]

The eller-funk sticks his trunk into Sodbuster Township, blows snot all over the Cracker Barrel and dissapears again.

[Sod Buster]

Suddenly a mysterious creature appears in the Tater Patch............

[Sod Buster]

The eller-funk sticks his trunk into Sodbuster Township, blows snot all over the Cracker Barrel and dissapears again.

Soon Darth Tater is on the path of that pesky eller-funk!

[Ozark Tracker]

Soon Darth Tater is on the path of that pesky eller-funk!

[Sod Buster]

Sod Buster addes two new items to the Hooter's menu:

Spinach Nuggets (appitizer)

Veggie Bratwurst  (main selection)

Note:  The second item would not be necessary if Slim had processed the eller-funk instead of lettin' it get away.  Sod Buster is only using the items on hand to provide a wide menu selection for the customers.

[Ozark Tracker]

Sod Buster,  I guess ya got some vine ripe tomatoes to go along with those don't ya

[Sod Buster]

Sod Buster,  I guess ya got some vine ripe tomatoes to go along with those don't ya

You bet! 

[Sod Buster]

Sod Buster,  I guess ya got some vine ripe tomatoes to go along with those don't ya

That reminds me of one of my favorite summer sandwiches....
Take a slice of toast
Place a couple slices of tomato and then cheese on top.
Sprinke with oregano.
Place under the broiler for a minute (only until cheese starts to melt).

Remove and eat. 

[Ozark Tracker]

I do love tomatoes,  I could eat a plate full for a meal or two a day.  we've been getting some really tastey ones down at the farmers market.

mine are making a few but are having a hard time in this heat.

[Camille Eonich]

Sod Buster addes two new items to the Hooter's menu:

Spinach Nuggets (appitizer)

Veggie Bratwurst  (main selection)

Note:  The second item would not be necessary if Slim had processed the eller-funk instead of lettin' it get away.  Sod Buster is only using the items on hand to provide a wide menu selection for the customers.

Nasty!

[Delmonico]

I guess I'm to period correct, I only like my maters cooked.

[Trinity]

Trinity has a letter drafted by the local school marm to litl rooster.  (She took some liberties with the letter)

litl rooster:

We must put a stop to this horrid treatment of our Hooters.  We must seek to employ the services again of the Mega Movers and have the Hooters returned to litlroosterville.  Did you see what he intends to add to the menu?

Best regards,

X
Trinity

[Ozark Tracker]

Trinity gets him a bucket of Turkey Wings and goes down in front of Hooters and tries to lure the people out by walking by them and letting them smell his turkey wings

[Trinity]

The mega mover team comes in and jacks up the Hooters and moves it litlroosterville.  The first thing Trinity does is remove every bit of vegetation and adds ten new animals.  The new menu starts with Lamb Stew, Fried Horse and Gator soup.