Sodbuster Township

[Forty Rod]

Buck, how come Susie's in an asylum?  I mean aside from bein' with you she don't seem all that crazy.

[Trinity]

Trinity, are you sure you don't want Sod Buster to bring a few fresh carotts, so's you can have a few carotts sticks for the waitress's to nibble on.  ya don't want'em nibbling on them turkey wings,  you remember cousin Bertha, she was a turkey wing nibbler

"OT yer right!  Ah'll order them carrots.  Ah don't thank tha floor will hold up much more than one cousin Bertha!!!"

[Sod Buster]

CROP SUMMARY FOR THE LAST WEEK

Rains brought much needed relief to dry conditions throughout Sodbuster Township.  Days suitable for field work were 5.5.  Average precipitation remained below normal at 1.52 inches.  The average temperature was an above-normal 77 degrees.  Sporadic rainfall was beneficial to crop growth, but not quite enough to replenish soil moisture levels in all areas.  Pasture conditions continue to deteriorate.  Many livestock producers are feeding hay and supplemental feed.  First cutting hay yields were said to be extremely low.  The corn crop in most areas benefited from the rains, but in some areas is still showing signs of stress from the earlier dry conditions.  Early sweet corn is in full tassel, and other vegetable crops are doing well.  Winter wheat yields were reported to be high with good grain quality.  Reporters say most of the tobacco crop looks good, considering the lack of moisture. Tobacco producers began irrigation this week.  Other farm activities included harvesting barley, scouting fields, and applying herbicides to soybean fields.

[Delmonico]

As per the agreement in Trintyland, the Ralph River now flows along the edge of sodbuster Township in case of a dry spell.  It then flows into the Gulf of Gonkjzith.

[Sod Buster]

As per the agreement in Trintyland, the Ralph River now flows along the edge of sodbuster Township in case of a dry spell.  It then flows into the Gulf of Gonkjzith.

Thank Ye!
I can deal with edgewater. 

[Trinity]

See?  It's not so bad.  That is unless the river is not named after our pard Ralph, but instead the verb to ralph!

[Delmonico]

To end the confusion, Delmonico places signs along the Ralph River.  "Do not ralph in the Ralph River."

[litl rooster]

Parkin' his truck behind the do not ralf sign at the Ralph River,litl' rooster starts phase 2 of his plan.

[litl rooster]

After a long nites work, litl' rooster drives off in his old truck...............folks around the township and else wheres plan big celebrations for the Nation's birthday.  litl' rooster has planned the rebirth of his village. While all slept he rerouted all the erie-gation pipe,and has pumped the water back to litl' roosterville.  It's actually legal, I filed for all water rights sometime back in another thread.  The water I use to allow folks to use for free will now have to be renegoiated.
litl' rooster tired and hungry drives off in his truck to the nearest Cracker Barrel and has a catfish sandwich...singin{note off key of course} a little dity...........'Oh lost river, I'm comin' home"

[Delmonico]

The water rights were in the Newbrassky thread, that's western water rights, first come, first serve.  litl roosterville is in Vir-ginny and that's eastern water rights, everyone gets a share.

<Delmonico had a class that covered this once.>

[litl rooster]

The water rights were in the Newbrassky thread, that's western water rights, first come, first serve.  litl roosterville is in Vir-ginny and that's eastern water rights, everyone gets a share.

grandfather clause

[Sod Buster]

While all slept he rerouted all the erie-gation pipe,and has pumped the water back to litl' roosterville. 

Sod Buster returns from a trip to the southwest territories of the Township where he was inspecting the new Ag College only to discover the water is gone.

[Trinity]

"Tain' nothin' ta worry 'bout.  Ol' litl rooster done had too much ta drank that night an' only thought he re-routed tha river.  Tha water is still thar, jes' beyond that line of brush that's started ta grow at tha banks."

[Lucky Irish Tom]

The water rights were in the Newbrassky thread, that's western water rights, first come, first serve.  litl roosterville is in Vir-ginny and that's eastern water rights, everyone gets a share.

<Delmonico had a class that covered this once.>

You had the abridged class Del, New brasskey is in tha middle, twixt East and West, so they only git sammich spread rights!

[Delmonico]

Last one 'cuused us a bein' in the Midwest is still some where out on the praire, last we  hearded him he was singin' "Oh Bury Me Not,"

[Ozark Tracker]

listen to the worls news some night,  they think the midwest is just west of New york  and just east of Montana and down  to about the Oklahoma line.   It's one of them things nobody knows quite where it's at.

[Delmonico]

They can fight over the east end till flying pigs freeze in hell for all I care, but when ya cross inta either Dakota, Newbrasskey, Kansas. Oak-lee-homa or Texas you done left the midwest and entered the west.

[Four-Eyed Buck]

Ain't that considered the Indian Territories, Del?

[Arcey]

Boys, I done been sittin' back 'n considerin' this here debate.

Now.  From where I'm sittin', NE is north west.  From where Marshal Will is, it's a l'iil north east.  North west fer OT.  'Nother werds, it's in the middle.  So middle = mid 'n west or east.  Maybe it's the middle east.



Del sings, 'Clowns ta the left ah me, jokers to the right. Here I am, stuck in the middle with you....'

Heh, heh, heh.....

[Delmonico]

I've been thinkin' that fer a long time Arcey and not just here on CASCity.