Sodbuster Township

[Trinity]

"Sen' some beeves over ta trample them!"

[Ozark Tracker]

a friend of mine killed one last night about dark, about 200 yards from my  house,  he weighed about 50 pounds and was a nice little hog,  if I can find one like that I'm  gonna see how he'd be smoked.  I got a smoker that would handle him fine.

[Sod Buster]

I watched awhile but then I need something to drink

Did you bring him something to drink as well?  I nice tall cool glass of homemade lemonade sounds good.

[Sod Buster]

he said he was working him a little to take the edge off,  he said next week he was gonna bring up his hog dogs and the mule and go hog hunting a little. 

You got feral hogs?

[Sod Buster]

Save the snouts!  MMMMMMMM!  Pickled snouts!!

Heck, why don't you put a string on  one and wear it here at an upcoming Washington Redskins game.  Mebbe you could get on TV!

[Sod Buster]

Now to git rid of them veggie's

Dang you Rooster!  Ya gotta have some veggies in your life!
Where would steak be without sauteed onions or mushrooms?
Where would chicken be without the broccolli?
Where would turkey be without the sweet potatos?
Where would pork be without the mixed vegetables and rice?
Huh?

[Sod Buster]

"Sen' some beeves over ta trample them!"

Sod Buster loads his SxS and stands guard over the gardens.

[Sod Buster]

a friend of mine killed one last night about dark, about 200 yards from my  house,  he weighed about 50 pounds and was a nice little hog,  if I can find one like that I'm  gonna see how he'd be smoked.  I got a smoker that would handle him fine.

Sweet!  Bury him in a pit and cook him sloooow.....that's some of the best pork I'd ever had.

[Ozark Tracker]

that leamonade is good anytime, or even ice tea.

yes we've got lots of feral hogs, russian hogs mixed with Arkansas razonbacks,  several people have bought russian hogs and brought them here and turned them loose and there are a lot now.
the fella just down the road books hog hunts, guarentees 2 hogs for $375 ( I think)  but the rest of us that hunt hogs benifit with a little extra pork. the samller ones are good eating, after they get up past 300 pounds sometimes they are,  sometimes not.
I got one last winter that weighed about 180, sure made some good eating

[Trinity]

Sod Buster loads his SxS and stands guard over the gardens.

"He He.  That thar stranger might git two mebbe three beeves, but if'n litl rooster sends a propper quantity over, thin he's gonna be flattened lahk them vege-tables."

[Sod Buster]

"He He.  That thar stranger might git two mebbe three beeves, but if'n litl rooster sends a propper quantity over, thin he's gonna be flattened lahk them vege-tables."

Litl' Rooster and I got an agreement....at least we did last year.  He can keep some of his beeves on my land (I got lots) but they better stay out of the crops.
If'n they don't I'll be havin' steak for breakfast, dinner, and supper.

[litl rooster]

Dang you Rooster!  Ya gotta have some veggies in your life!
Where would steak be without sauteed onions or mushrooms?
Where would chicken be without the broccolli?
Where would turkey be without the sweet potatos?
Where would pork be without the mixed vegetables and rice?
Huh?

  Veggie's should be con su mmed in moderation      Next you guys will be tying yerselves to tree's to save them...Crazy stuff like that happens when you eat too many Veggies.....Tell'n innocent folks they can't shoot their SxS because they are too noisy.Tramutizin  the dogs and horses and yer unborn childrn', all comes from the lack of protien  BEEF(or Turkey) It's for supper





PSA
paid for with Beef check off dollars

[litl rooster]

>>note<< For those who don't know the above was a political statement..

[Sod Buster]

Veggie's should be con su mmed in moderation      Next you guys will be tying yerselves to tree's to save them...Crazy stuff like that happens when you eat too many Veggies.....Tell'n innocent folks they can't shoot their SxS because they are too noisy.Tramutizin  the dogs and horses and yer unborn childrn', all comes from the lack of protien  BEEF(or Turkey) It's for supper

I will concede these points to you.  Veggies should always be the side dish.  MEAT is the main course.  It's meat and potatos....not potatos and meat.

If'n it bleeds - it leads.

[Trinity]

Lettuce bleeds.

[Sod Buster]

Lettuce bleeds.

Yes, I hear them scream every time I harvest the heads.

[litl rooster]

Yes, I hear them scream every time I harvest the heads.

Yeah they are yelling..... We have no Weapons of Mass Destruction, we are hiding nothing

[Delmonico]

Next you guys will be tying yerselves to tree's to save them... BEEF(or Turkey) It's for supper

It's a good thing their wern't any tree huggers close this weekend, we were sittin' on a picnic table lookin' at the ruts of the Orey-gun trail across  one of the better chunks of tall grass prarie left in Newbrassky and cursin' J, Sterling and his stooopid Arbor Day that has ruined our enviroment out here.

I help the cause, I burnt about two pick-up loads of them this weekend.

[Trinity]

Yes, I hear them scream every time I harvest the heads.

Just because you can't hear them or understand their language doesn't mean that it doesn't exist!  Take the potato for example.  It lives its life very silently and humbly until a person puts it into the microwave... then he screams! 

Meat for me, please!  I do not want to disturb the intricate and complex communities of vegetables that exist around us, advanced far beyond that of the human race. 


Well, OK, I'll eat a potato.  Corn too.

[Sod Buster]

Yes, I hear them scream every time I harvest the heads.

Just because you can't hear them or understand their language doesn't mean that it doesn't exist! 

I said I hear them.  If you listen real quite-like, you can hear their screams of terror as body parts (heads, ears, leaves, roots, etc) are seperated from the rest of the body.