Sodbuster Township

[Ozark Tracker]

that woukld be a good one too,   I'm going to have to go to the next gun show.

[Trinity]

This is a good site to see:

http://www.stickergiant.com/home.html

Here are some other great ones:

[Ozark Tracker]

I'll have to look that over,  ourta be some good ones in there.

I been thinking about getting one to go on the turkey house door.    proceed with caution:  monkeys bite

[Delmonico]

Sometimes bumper stickers prove the driver is a moron, about 15 years ago saw a big old Buick, older one, huge V8 type, blue smoke comin' out of the tail pipe, bumper sticker said, "Stop off-shore oil drilling."  

[Sod Buster]

I've got another for when this one fades that says: "I didn't claw my way to the top of the food chain to eat vegetables"

That's a good one too.  My brother-in-law is always saying that.

My cousin used to say: "If it don't bleed, I don't eat it" <--in reference to eating veggies.

[Delmonico]

Beets bleed.

[Sod Buster]

Beets bleed.

Yes they do.  They take joy in bleeding thier juices into everything around them, the salad greens, the onions, even the plate itself.

[Trinity]

Lettuce bleeds too.  Ugh!

Hey, Ozark.  Go check this site out.  Here you can have whatever bumper sticker you want custom made.

http://www3.graphicsland.com/netsigns/stickerstyle.aspx

[Ozark Tracker]

well,  with that site you could make up any kinda sticker ya wanted. 

[Delmonico]

I'm gonna make some up sometime out of my wifes stuff, little ones 2X3 or so.  Gonna make shoe sole stickers that say, "To Pour Urine Out of Boot, Turn Upside Down."  As they say, many will not be able to do it.

I figured out sumthin' tonight, "did you ever notice really stupid people travel in herds." 

[litl rooster]

my favorite's Vegatarian  Native American meaning cannot hunt.

  The one on my old truck.....Hell with the Whales save the Cowboy

[Sod Buster]

I may love veggies but you'll never see this sign in Sodbuster Township:

[Ozark Tracker]

I think some of them Vegans that Trinity's always a fighting with posted it for a sick joke.

[Trinity]

Sick nothing, that's cruel!!!!!!

[Ozark Tracker]

probably a plot by the PETA 

and I don't mean the people eating tasty animals

[Trinity]

I try to understand all view points before I make a decision.  I really do.  Can anybody explain to me how the Vegans think we as humans attained our spot on top of the heap without eating meat?   ... or more importantly: Wearing skins!

[Delmonico]

Most important, you can not live on a true veeg-arian diet with out takin' supplemets, it just don't work, so that shows it's all wrong, don't mind if they do what they think is right, but they should leave us alone afore we get tired of them and rebel.  That little Vegan dieation in the hosptal last year send a bad report to my doctor about me.  He laughed and said I don't need to talk to them no more. 

[Trinity]

I can see Ugg and Urr talking one day while thinking about about killing an animal to eat:  "You know Ugg, I think I only want a salad for dinner today.  I agree, Urr.  That's all I want to."

While this discussion takes place, a nearby sabre toothed tiger senses the hesitation and instead of eating the boar decides to devour the humans.

I have another question.  Why is it not ok for the human to eat the boar, but it is ok for the sabre tooth to eat the human??

As a meatatarian I am changing my view slightly.  It is now no longer permissable to wear clothing made of cotton or any other other material derived from plants.

[Delmonico]

I know we could end this all with One Fell Swoop.  We simply make all these animal rights folks carry a tag that says, "In Case of Emergency, Do Not Use Any Methods on Me that Have Been Tested on Animals."  The EMT's can't let them in the Ambulance and the ER folks can't even let them in the door.

Nebrasky has only less than a 100 PETA People in the state, a local talk show host had her on and brought up the fact she was diabetic and therefore benifited from animal research and was alive because of it.  He then turned her over to the call in folks, she ain't caused any newsworthy troube in the 5 years since.

[Trinity]

I'm hungry now for a steak!