Sodbuster Township

[Sod Buster]

Uhhh...'Skooze me, neighbor.  Y'all gonna have ennythin' ta eat in there?

I thik they're might be a few steaks left from when LR ran the place.......

Steak & Mashed taters?
Sautee'd onions on top?
Small side salad?

[Sod Buster]

Sod Buster's HOOTERS is starting a new cross-promotion with Sodbuster Motors:

[Ozark Tracker]

Sod Buster I don't know about you, but I think we'd better go over there and test them steaks and bratwurst before we give em to every body at the party,  we wanna make sure they's good.

[Trinity]

Trinity looks over the proposed menu and makes some changes:

SALADS
plus:
Fried Okra
Fried Zucchini
Fried Corn
French Fries
Fried Onions
Sauteed Fried Mushrooms
Boiled Pan Fried Potatos
Twice Baked Potatos
etc.

[Sod Buster]

Sod Buster I don't know about you, but I think we'd better go over there and test them steaks and bratwurst before we give em to every body at the party,  we wanna make sure they's good.

Go fer it!

[Ozark Tracker]

Well if yer gonna be that way, I better go see about butchering a hog and rendering down some  lard so we'll have enough to fry everything

[Delmonico]

Well I just went and complained to Slim, he's 'spossed to have our eller-funk bratwurst done fer the party.

[Delmonico]

I hope he don't use the snout in them.

Maybe he'll make some head cheese.

[Trinity]

"What party?  Is we gonna have a party?"

[Ozark Tracker]

what party, uh no,  oh,  party of 4 down to the eatery, wanting eller-funk trunk bratwurst, ah we told em we'd check

[Trinity]

"Ah wan' some bratwurst too.  Mebbe Ah'll join ya."

[Delmonico]

They're for yer Batch-ler party, I guess you cann join us if you want, ya read Newbrassky in the last few minutes?

[Trinity]

"Fer mah what?"

<<No, I haven't read Newbrassssskey in the last couple minutes.  Are you still bickering with the Sheepherder? >>

[Delmonico]

Naw, he's off to the Newbrassky Insane Asylum in a strait jacket in the baggage car, no matter what his hally-loose-in-ations tell him.

Naw there's a post fer you.

[Delmonico]

BTW, he'd have a dull life if I didn't bicker with him, his real wife has to tie sunflower seeds around his neck to get that blue and yaller turkey vulture to play with him.

[Marshal harpoluke]

BTW, he'd have a dull life if I didn't bicker with him, his real wife has to tie sunflower seeds around his neck to get that blue and yaller turkey vulture to play with him.

Dell You Never give Sunflower seeds to a McCaw!  That will make them aggressive, don't You know anything bout Parrotts? :

Penuts arn't too good for em either, can damage their liver.

Tukey says, "Dell's a Cackpot, Dell's a Crackpot,Dell's Crackpot!"   

[Sod Buster]

Well if yer gonna be that way, I better go see about butchering a hog and rendering down some  lard so we'll have enough to fry everything

I don't go for it personally but I gotta keep the customers happy.

[Sod Buster]

Well I just went and complained to Slim, he's 'spossed to have our eller-funk bratwurst done fer the party.

Maybe he is having trouble stuffing the sausage into the casing.  What is is using anyway......eller-funk intestine???

[Sod Buster]

I hope he don't use the snout in them.

Maybe he'll make some head cheese.

YUM.....<not>

[Sod Buster]

They're for yer Batch-ler party, I guess you cann join us if you want, ya read Newbrassky in the last few minutes?

Dang it Del, you let the cat out of the bag.  Just don't tell Trinity that we might have Sherlene jump out of the cake.