Sodbuster Township

[Sod Buster]

I want some termaters about the size of cantaloupes,  I could make some  salsa then.

Sod Buster places order for giant tomato seeds.

[Ozark Tracker]

that's what I'm talking about!!!!!!

[Four-Eyed Buck]

Now THAT'S a tomato.........

[litl rooster]

Yeah.....that and a loaf of Del's sourdough and extry heavy Mayo and  some fresh ground black pepper.......That would be a great sandwich

[Ozark Tracker]

That makes me hungary just thinking about it.  you just gotta have one fresh outa the garden, not one of them cardboard store bought ones!

[Delmonico]

My own self I'd stew it.  Don't like my 'maters raw.

[Ozark Tracker]

You can't beat that first tomato of the day right off the vine cool from the night and still got the dew on it.  been doing it that way since I was little.

[litl rooster]

That makes me hungary just thinking about it.  you just gotta have one fresh outa the garden, not one of them cardboard store bought ones!

Your right, as long as I don't have to do the gardening>>>>>>>My contribution will have to remain in organic fertilizers

[Arcey]

Ain't nothin' in the world that I like better
Than bacon & lettuce & homegrown tomatoes
Up in the mornin' out in the garden

Get you a ripe one don't get a hard one
Plant `em in the spring eat `em in the summer
All winter with out `em's a culinary bummer
I forget all about the sweatin' & diggin'
Everytime I go out & pick me a big one

Homegrown tomatoes homegrown tomatoes
What'd life be without homegrown tomatoes
Only two things that money can't buy
That's true love & homegrown tomatoes

You can go out to eat & that's for sure
But it's nothin' a homegrown tomato won't cure
Put `em in a salad, put `em in a stew
You can make your very own tomato juice
Eat `em with egss, eat `em with gravy
Eat `em with beans, pinto or navy
Put `em on the site put `em in the middle
Put a homegrown tomato on a hotcake griddle

If I's to change this life I lead
I'd be Johnny Tomato Seed
`Cause I know what this country needs
Homegrown tomatoes in every yard you see
When I die don't bury me
In a box in a cemetary
Out in the garden would be much better
I could be pushin' up homegrown tomatoes

[Delmonico]

Well I'll be durn, Arcey likes Guy Clark, see he ain't the heathen ya'll tolt me he was, almost feel bad about shootin' him in the butt fer the joke about the Upright Pedal Steel.

[Lucky Irish Tom]

I want some termaters about the size of cantaloupes,  I could make some  salsa then.

But then we would need Nacho Chips the size of Hubcaps! 

[Delmonico]

How many do you want?  I can make them, you should stop by for one of my 2 pound burritos.   I don't make finger food, I make two handed.

[litl rooster]

Alright you guys  stop it, you making me hungry....................Now I don't know ifn' I want a 'Mator sandwich' or Mexican.

[Trinity]

Now litl rooster, cannibalism is going just a bit too far, dontcha think?

[Ozark Tracker]

he's right you might get indigestion with a mexican.  but them mater samwiches "never"

[Trinity]

I get indigestion just thinking about 'maters.  I need me a side of beef right now!

[Ozark Tracker]

I can eat most of the vegatables no problem until it comes to bell peppers,  heartburn /  indigestion

[Trinity]

Ah kin turn down most vegetables, 'cept'n cone.  Ah love ta add color ta mah poop.

[Delmonico]

I can't eat much raw ones any more and the corn is totally out, don't mind the color, but an hour later?   I know ya didn't need to hear that.

[Ozark Tracker]

we got about 2 acres of corn planted out here,  when it makes, usually eat it till I can't eat no more.