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#1000
March 02, 2008, 08:58:25 PM
shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh,  be vary vary quite
We done it for Dixie,  nothing else

"I've traveled a long way and some of the roads weren't paved."

Trinity

#1001
March 03, 2008, 05:57:27 AM
I think you could kill one with just your fingers.

You could do it the conventional style or the "gangsta" style:

;D ;D
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"I fumbled through my closet for my clothes, And found my cleanest dirty shirt" - K.Kristofferson

Texas Lawdog

#1002
March 03, 2008, 02:56:00 PM
There's gotta be a wanted poster on that guy somewhere. He needs to be locked up.
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Lucky Irish Tom

#1003
March 03, 2008, 04:09:15 PM
I agree TLD, where did my facial recognition software go?  ;D
If ya can't be fast it's good to be Lucky!
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Charlie Bowdre

#1004
March 03, 2008, 04:52:44 PM
QuoteYou could do it the conventional style or the "gangsta" style:

Ya know they shoot 'gansta' style cause that's the way the gun is in the box ::)
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Texas Lawdog

#1005
March 03, 2008, 06:22:08 PM
The first time they have to eat a hot shell casing, they may decide that it's not that cool.
SASS#47185  RO I   ROII       NCOWS#2244  NCOWS Life #186  BOLD#393 GAF#318 SCORRS#1 SBSS#1485  WASA#666  RATS#111  BOSS#155  Storm#241 Henry 1860#92 W3G#1000  Warthog AZSA #28  American Plainsmen Society #69  Masonic Cowboy Shootist  Hiram's Rangers#18  FOP  Lt. Col  Grand Army of The Frontier, Life Member CAF
   Col.  CAF  NRA  TSRA   BOA  Dooley Gang  BOPP  ROWSS  Scarlet Mask Vigilance Society Great Lakes Freight and Mining Company  Cow Cracker Cavalry   Berger Sharpshooters "I had no Irons in the Fire". "Are you gonna pull those pistols or whistle Dixie"?

Lucky Irish Tom

#1006
March 03, 2008, 07:50:56 PM
Might explain how they wind up with alla them piercings on their faces though!  ;D
If ya can't be fast it's good to be Lucky!
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Trinity

#1007
March 03, 2008, 08:25:49 PM
Quote from: dutchie on March 03, 2008, 04:52:44 PM
Ya know they shoot 'gansta' style cause that's the way the gun is in the box ::)

;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Pass the towels please, litl rooster!
"Finest partner I ever had.  Cleans his paws and buries his leavin's.  Lot more than some folks I know."

                   


"I fumbled through my closet for my clothes, And found my cleanest dirty shirt" - K.Kristofferson

Ozark Tracker

#1008
March 03, 2008, 08:39:23 PM
get em a set of these gangsta sights :o
We done it for Dixie,  nothing else

"I've traveled a long way and some of the roads weren't paved."

litl rooster

#1009
March 04, 2008, 08:19:16 AM
Quote from: Trinity on March 03, 2008, 08:25:49 PM
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Pass the towels please, litl rooster!




Save me a couple I just looked at the gangsta sites
Mathew 5.9

Arcey

#1010
March 04, 2008, 10:49:47 AM
Hehehehehehehe... Get this:

"How many people know the origin of the holding of the gat sideways trend? The theory is that during the murder at very close range, the murderer holds it sideways while shooting the person, and collects the spent casings in the other hand (wearing gloves) as to not leave evidence at the scene of the crime. FYI. Yes I know it's impossible to aim properly in this scenario, but I believe it's supposed to be at very close range."

That's from a reader's comment on a four part firearms series in the paper.

The url if anyone wants to look at the thing:

http://hamptonroads.com/2008/03/discussion-state-gun
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Leo Tanner

#1011
March 04, 2008, 12:25:20 PM
First time I saw that hold was in a Steven Seagall movie. 
     Sorry if I've damaged this site by mentioning this name.   :-[  Couldn't get over the stupidity--wanted to cut off that pony tail an take his pistol an give some lessons--not that I'm that good but at least I have a chance grippin the way God intended.
     The add for the Gagsta Sight had me rollin  ;D


Leo
"When you have to shoot, shoot.  Don't talk."
     Tuco--The Good the Bad and the Ugly

"First comes smiles, then lies.  Last is gunfire."
     Roland Deschain

"Every man steps in the manure now an again, trick is not ta stick yer foot in yer mouth afterward"

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Delmonico

#1012
March 04, 2008, 05:26:44 PM
Two or three years ago the Omaha Police got to chasin' some drug dealer on one of the freeways.  He blowed up the egine and got out and shot at the cops.  The way the witness I saw on TV told it was the best.  He said the guy got out of the car and started shootin' at the cops like the guys in the movies, but the cops shot like you are 'spossed to and 3-4 of them hit him several times.  Problem solved. ;)
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Always get the water for the coffee upstream from the herd.

Ab Ovo Usque ad Mala

The time has passed so quick, the years all run together now.

Leo Tanner

#1013
March 04, 2008, 06:41:15 PM
Quote from: Delmonico on March 04, 2008, 05:26:44 PM
Two or three years ago the Omaha Police got to chasin' some drug dealer on one of the freeways.  He blowed up the egine and got out and shot at the cops.  The way the witness I saw on TV told it was the best.  He said the guy got out of the car and started shootin' at the cops like the guys in the movies, but the cops shot like you are 'spossed to and 3-4 of them hit him several times.  Problem solved. ;)

:D  ;D ;)

A coworker of mine told me a story about one time in Oakland.  Two large gangs had it out in the middle of the street.  By casings alone, an estimated 380 shots were fired.  One guy was hit--in the foot--by himself.   ;D 
     These idiots aint nothin to laugh at with the innocents gettin hit an all, but that story made my day.


Leo
"When you have to shoot, shoot.  Don't talk."
     Tuco--The Good the Bad and the Ugly

"First comes smiles, then lies.  Last is gunfire."
     Roland Deschain

"Every man steps in the manure now an again, trick is not ta stick yer foot in yer mouth afterward"

religio SENIOR est exordium of scientia : tamen fossor contemno sapientia quod instruction.

Ozark Tracker

#1014
March 04, 2008, 06:51:20 PM
along about 92 or so, all the little gangs in Muskogee were having shoot outs  everytime they could, you'd see all these people walking around with crutches,  when the shoot out started all of em would fall down on the ground and shoot underneath the cars, lots of people shoot in the feet,  almost gotta turn your gun over on it side to shoot under a car. ;D
We done it for Dixie,  nothing else

"I've traveled a long way and some of the roads weren't paved."

Trinity

#1015
March 04, 2008, 07:18:28 PM
Hey, I like Stephen Segal.  Yeah, not much of an actor, but I like the action.  I like there is never any question who is going to win the fight.  In most movies they make out like the good guy just might lose before he gets his second wind.  Segal just kicks butt... period. ;D

I had a pony tail in college.
"Finest partner I ever had.  Cleans his paws and buries his leavin's.  Lot more than some folks I know."

                   


"I fumbled through my closet for my clothes, And found my cleanest dirty shirt" - K.Kristofferson

Charlie Bowdre

#1016
March 04, 2008, 07:22:39 PM
His better half is nothing to sneeze at either.......
"I'm too old to go soldiering any more , too stiff in the joints to ride point and too dam fat to wrestle drunks Any day they don't pat you on the face with a shovel is a good one"

BOLD 887 
Bvt.Major  Chaplain  GAF  502 
STORM 271 
SASS 87747
CHINOOK COUNTRY


Leo Tanner

#1017
March 04, 2008, 07:53:46 PM
Quote from: Trinity on March 04, 2008, 07:18:28 PM
Hey, I like Stephen Segal. 

I had a pony tail in college.

My wife talked me inta growin one once--it was a pain in the butt.  One day I was goin thru my pockets an pulled out a hanfull of those rubberband things.  Had an instant flashback to growin up with my sis an said, "Lil get the sizors an go ta town, this jus aint workin!" 
     I use much less shampoo these days an it's much easier to untangle the bats.   ;D
"When you have to shoot, shoot.  Don't talk."
     Tuco--The Good the Bad and the Ugly

"First comes smiles, then lies.  Last is gunfire."
     Roland Deschain

"Every man steps in the manure now an again, trick is not ta stick yer foot in yer mouth afterward"

religio SENIOR est exordium of scientia : tamen fossor contemno sapientia quod instruction.

Trinity

#1018
March 04, 2008, 07:55:39 PM
Don't EVER use rubber bands!!! :o :o :o :o :o
"Finest partner I ever had.  Cleans his paws and buries his leavin's.  Lot more than some folks I know."

                   


"I fumbled through my closet for my clothes, And found my cleanest dirty shirt" - K.Kristofferson

Arcey

#1019
March 04, 2008, 08:10:48 PM
What ya see in the avatar ain't close. The mess is on my shoulders now. Wash it then try'n shave 'n it's in the way. Some mornin's when ya ain't all the way awake it gets in yer mouth when ya brush yer teeth. Set it afire if ya ain't careful lightin' a cigarette. Blows between yer eyes 'n yer sunglasses when yer drivin' with the window down. Use one hand ta hold it back when yer pluggin' in yer ear protection at a shoot.

Goin' ta try'n talk sis inta cuttin' it off 'fore I leave Roundup. She did it right last time.

OT, hope them gangstas learn ta be better shots when they get in a gunfight with one another. Be good fer the gene pool.

I have no clue who Steve Seagull is.............
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All I did was name it 'n get it started. The posse made it great. A debt I can never repay. Thank you, mi amigos.
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