The Kingdom of Ozark Tracker

[Lucky Irish Tom]

A Mind Is A Terrible Thing To Waste, And It Must be Stopped In Our Lifetime!

[Tensleep]

Mine?

Did somebody say mine?













KABOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM

[Delmonico]

In a cavern, in a canyon,
Excavating for a mine,
Dwelt a miner, forty-niner,
And his daughter Clementine.

Oh my darling, oh my darling,
Oh my darling Clementine
You are lost and gone forever,
Dreadful sorry, Clementine.

Light she was, and like a fairy,
And her shoes were number nine,
Herring boxes without topses,
Sandals were for Clementine.

Oh my darling, oh my darling,
Oh my darling Clementine
You are lost and gone forever,
Dreadful sorry, Clementine.

Oh my darling, oh my darling,
Oh my darling Clementine
You are lost and gone forever,
Dreadful sorry, Clementine.

Walking lightly as a fairy,
Though her shoes were number nine,
Sometimes tripping, lightly skipping,
Lovely girl, my Clementine.

Oh my darling, oh my darling,
Oh my darling Clementine
You are lost and gone forever,
Dreadful sorry, Clementine.

Drove she ducklings to the water
Ev'ry morning just at nine,
Hit her foot against a splinter,
Fell into the foaming brine.

Oh my darling, oh my darling,
Oh my darling Clementine
You are lost and gone forever,
Dreadful sorry, Clementine.


Ruby lips above the water,
Blowing bubbles soft and fine,
But alas, I was no swimmer,
Neither was my Clementine.

Oh my darling, oh my darling,
Oh my darling Clementine
You are lost and gone forever,
Dreadful sorry, Clementine.

In a churchyard near the canyon,
Where the myrtle doth entwine,
There grow rosies and some posies,
Fertilized by Clementine.

Oh my darling, oh my darling,
Oh my darling Clementine
You are lost and gone forever,
Dreadful sorry, Clementine.

hen, the miner, forty-niner,
Soon began to fret and pine,
Thought he oughter join his daughter,
So he's now with Clementine.

Oh my darling, oh my darling,
Oh my darling Clementine
You are lost and gone forever,
Dreadful sorry, Clementine.

I'm so lonely, lost without her,
Wish I'd had a fishing line,
Which I might have cast about her,
Might have saved my Clementine.


Oh my darling, oh my darling,
Oh my darling Clementine
You are lost and gone forever,
Dreadful sorry, Clementine.

n my dreams she still doth haunt me,
Robed in garments soaked with brine,
Then she rises from the waters,
And I kiss my Clementine.

Oh my darling, oh my darling,
Oh my darling Clementine
You are lost and gone forever,
Dreadful sorry, Clementine.

Listen fellers, heed the warning
Of this tragic tale of mine,
Artificial respiration
Could have saved my Clementine.

Oh my darling, oh my darling,
Oh my darling Clementine
You are lost and gone forever,
Dreadful sorry, Clementine.

How I missed her, how I missed her,
How I missed my Clementine,
Til I kissed her little sister,
And forgot my Clementine.

Oh my darling, oh my darling,
Oh my darling Clementine
You are lost and gone forever,
Dreadful sorry, Clementine.

[Ozark Tracker]

that Clemintine girls shure had some big feet,  it's a wonder she didn't step on one of them mines  down there where they was mining

[Trinity]

For a gal with such big feet, she sure grows some tiny oranges.

[Ozark Tracker]

here's the answers to the questions over on  Janurary Busted...............Februrary



1 d - Wonder Bread

2 g - Cassius Clay

3 b - He Is Us

4 a - Good night, Chet

5 g - When you brush your teeth with Pepsodent

6 d - Maynard G. Krebbs

7 c - Pants On Fire

8 f - The American Way

9 c - It's Howdy Doody Time

10 e - Oh My

11 d - Over 30

12 c - Joe Namath

13 g - A little dab'll do ya

14 g - On Blueberry Hill

15 b - Mary Martin

16 g - John, Paul, George , Ringo

17 d - Who wrote the book of Love

18 b - Cause I eats me spinach

19 a - Smile, you're on Candid Camera

20 f - Melt In Your Mouth Not In Your Hand

[Texas Lawdog]

If you answered all those qustions you should be a member of AARP and be a "Senior Citizen".

[Lucky Irish Tom]

OMG what has happened to me, I knew all the answers! 

[litl rooster]

OMG what has happened to me, I knew all the answers! 

I'm glad we got the answers.  I have plum forgot the questi

[Texas Lawdog]

You may have experienced a "Senior Moment".

[Lucky Irish Tom]

Does that mean he's gonna gradjamate soon TLD? 

[Texas Lawdog]

Mummmmmmmmmmmmmmm.  Could Be.

[Texas Lawdog]

"We will sell no mind before it's time".

[Lucky Irish Tom]

Remember a mind is a terrible thing, and it must be stopped in our lifetime!

[Texas Lawdog]

A mime is a terrible thing and it must be stopped.

[Lucky Irish Tom]

If a mime falls in a forest and no one is around, does anyone care?

[Trinity]

Not me.

[Silver Creek Slim]

Me neither. 

Slim

[Texas Lawdog]

It's really a shame that there aren't in hunting seasons for mimes.

[Lucky Irish Tom]

TLD, would you be required to use a silencer?