The Kingdom of Ozark Tracker

[Trinity]

Was this at the bus stop?

[litl rooster]

or a tavern near the bus stop?

[Ozark Tracker]

Naw, I met her down ta the laundry mat, you know the one in between the bus station and the tavern.  don't tell Trinity, he's already going down ta the Bus Stop on Friday's and Saturday nights.

Tuesday and Wednesday's  the good day down there at the laundry mat.

[Delmonico]

Trinity gets in trouble doin' laundry.

[Ozark Tracker]

he's gonna havta stop trying to check the dryer by getting in it

[Ozark Tracker]

Ozark telly graphs Trinity, asks him to go to Mt. Olive,  Norft Caroliner, 

check out the little turkeys they are a fixing to send from there,  tell em to only send the ones that'll live and grow

It's down thar by Smithfield.

[litl rooster]

It's going to be a cold ride in that pot belly for 'em.   you can get around a 100 head of 5weights in a pot belly how many turkeys will go in one?

[Ozark Tracker]

Don't know just how many they'll bring, we haven't got any from em yet, but as far as it is from N C  ta  Arkansas,  they better bring a bunch. 

they say they can make a trip in in about 16 hours  and they gonna bring em 3 days a week.

[Ozark Tracker]

they may havta hire Trinity ta ride shotgun,  I told em bring potted meat.

[Trinity]

Sorry, OT.  Can't go to Mount Olive... too many pickles made there. 

[Ozark Tracker]

but on the plus side,  Butterball has the largest turkey plant in the  U.S.   there.  (used ta be Carolina turkeys)

[Trinity]

Great, and so rise the prices at the store where I bought Carolina Turkey products.

[Ozark Tracker]

well they gotta buy gas ta bring them little birds out here.

[Trinity]

Gas... and the automatic price increase that comes with a big name like butterball. 

[Ozark Tracker]

I don't know but if ya stop by before Thanksgiving,  we'll get ya one fer free.

[Trinity]

With the feathers still attached? 

[Sod Buster]

With the feathers still attached? 

...and the head still attached....and working???

[Ozark Tracker]

are you a wanting a pet or a meal

[litl rooster]

Sorry, OT.  Can't go to Mount Olive... too many pickles made there. 

  I like mine with

  lettus and tomato

   and a big Kosher pickle and a cold glass of beer................



I like there pickle products

[Delmonico]

If ya were closer I'd take one of them, heck I have an axe and know how to use it, never did a turkey with my axe, but a goose and a bunch a chickens.