The Kingdom of Ozark Tracker

[Delmonico]

Ain't that what I just said?

Some how I missed several posts.

T'ain't no modern Yuppie invention either, it was only for Aztec Royalty.

[Four-Eyed Buck]

Until the Spanish brought it home with them..............

[litl rooster]

Until the Spanish brought it home with them..............

They durn near ruint'd Mexico...........................



I've watched a mebbe 10 hours of TV in the past 3 month's....................and thought mebbe I was watching too much........I'd never knew there is a Food Network

[Delmonico]

The food Network has 2 shows worth watching, "Unwrapped" which tells the history of a food and how it is made and "Good Eats" with Alton Brown, they only cooking show I watch. 

[Arcey]

.....it was only for Aztec Royalty.

Since when did ugly little Pontiacs become royalty?

Pleazin' LePlump got addicted ta the Food Netwerk when our daughter took up residence here waitin' on Noah to make his grand entry.  Ever evenin' when we sit ta eat she's got it on these days.

Seen some awful strange things done on them shows.

[Delmonico]

Me to, Alton Brown explains things is weird, but scientific ways.     "sides that he uses hardware store tools sometimes.   I like the one where he hooks the cordless drill to the pepper grinder.

[Arcey]

Funniest one I saw was Mario Bal-sumthin', fat guy with a pony tail.  Fox 'ad 'im on in Charlotte's infield in the mindless drivel they show before a race starts.  Ole Mario'd done marinated up sum lamb chops 'n 'e grilled 'em up.  Had sum stuff 'e'd rubbed on 'em.

L'il bit later on, Jeff Hammond (commentator 'n former championship crew chief) picked one up 'n bit it.  The thing was tough 'n stringy.  There was Hammond with this mouth full pullin' fer all 'e was werth.  They cut to a commercial.  Too bad.  I'd ah loved ta seen 'im chewin' it.

[Trinity]

They durn near ruint'd Mexico...........................



I've watched a mebbe 10 hours of TV in the past 3 month's....................and thought mebbe I was watching too much........I'd never knew there is a Food Network

Mexico ain't rernt?

[Ozark Tracker]

if'n it ain't rernt ,  It must be whopper jawed , the way them people's a leaving there.

[Trinity]

Tha's what I was thankin'!

[litl rooster]

   So Del, when you going to Holly weird and pitch a Dutch Oven cookin' show

[Delmonico]

Still waitin' for the Food Network to call.

[Arcey]

The ole fat, gray haired womern from Jo-Ja done done the dutch oven thing.  Or rather she run 'er mouth while some fellah did.

I'll never fergive 'er fer rollin' perfectly good shrimp 'round in cokey-nut.  That's just sick.......

[Delmonico]

That is dumb ruinin' two perfectly good foods by mixin' them, is they to damn dumb to make a cokey-nut cream pie?

Thats like going somewhere and findin' out they done rolled the fish in corn meal stead a flour before the fried it.

[Delmonico]

Turkey and Beans in the chili, ya might as well add the macaroni and sprinkle Velveeta in it.

Next you'll be usin' Emril's or Matha Stewart chili mix in it.

[Arcey]

They do that kindah stuff then tell ya it's gor-met.  It's gore ahright.  Botch up good food then tell ya ya ain't so-fist-t-kated if it makes ya puke just thinkin' 'bout it.......

Grilled chicken in peanut butter.......  Beam me up - ain't no intellygent life there.....

Del, kin ya fix me a pot roast?

[Delmonico]

Like this?

[Arcey]

Awwwww hell yeah.  That's REAL food!

[Delmonico]

Come on out sometime Arcey, I'll make it fer ya.   There wern't no good parsnips at the store that day though.

[Ozark Tracker]

one of the things that gets me on those cooking shows is when the dish it up on the plate they got about enough to feed a big mouse.