The Kingdom of Ozark Tracker

Arcey · June 29, 2006, 10:10:23 AM

Said I'd rather, didn't say I did......

Camille Eonich · June 29, 2006, 10:18:04 AM

Camille starts gathering up slugs to take to Arcey on her next trip north.

Arcey · June 29, 2006, 10:21:52 AM

Mighty nice of ya, Cammy.

Now, if ya could just take a detour thru OBX 'n pick up a bushel ah oysters...............

Forty Rod · June 29, 2006, 10:30:28 AM

Arcey, I've had an infesation of slugs this year (even ha 'em to get in the dang house), so I'd be happy to send you a half ton or so.

Arcey · June 29, 2006, 10:36:41 AM

Well, thankee, Forty.......

Send 'em ta:

City Manager's Office
810 Union Street
Norfolk, VA 23510

Camille Eonich · June 29, 2006, 10:42:40 AM

Arcey if you close your eyes when you eat them you won't be able to tell the slugs from the oysters. I get double the amount.

Arcey · June 29, 2006, 12:22:21 PM

Triple, ya kin have my share................

Man, we got the fourth comin' up quick. Big block party comin'. Ort ta go get me sum oysters. Ain't had none in awhile. Know right where mah shuckin' kah-nife iz.......

Delmonico · June 29, 2006, 05:30:29 PM

Bring some of them out here when ya come fer hot dog, bring yer shuckin' knife, I ain't got one.

Ozark Tracker · June 30, 2006, 05:19:54 PM

Cammie, arcey could just haul them turkey haids back home for the block party and we'll throw in a few turkey toes for the grill.

Ozark Tracker · July 03, 2006, 09:16:21 PM

with all the turmoil going on with litl rooster and Trinity, Ozark orders more turkey parts be turned into potted meat. except for the drumsticks and wings, knowing both of them will need lots of food when they get going,

Ozark decides to smoke the drumsticks and then quickfreeze them so they can be delivered quickly, and the wings are packed in hot sause to season them just flour and fry.

Trinity · July 04, 2006, 10:13:59 PM

Quote from: Ozark Tracker on July 03, 2006, 09:16:21 PM
with all the turmoil going on with litl rooster and Trinity, Ozark orders more turkey parts be turned into potted meat. except for the drumsticks and wings, knowing both of them will need lots of food when they get going,

Ozark decides to smoke the drumsticks and then quickfreeze them so they can be delivered quickly, and the wings are packed in hot sause to season them just flour and fry.

Inspector Trinity takes a dozen legs back to the QC office and tests them.

Ozark Tracker · July 05, 2006, 06:49:01 PM

Ozark gets baby birds to grow out for the wings and drumsticks, the breast meat can always be sandwichs. starting the new group of birds, he gives them order to flap their wings a lot to develop lots of wing muscle, and jump up and down to develop them legs.

Trinity · July 05, 2006, 07:23:46 PM

Trinity begins laughing at the sight until milk bubbles from his nose.

Ozark Tracker · July 05, 2006, 07:37:11 PM

See, thatls what ya get for laughing at ma training program,, here let me show you a picture of the grandprize winning drumstick I growed last year for the county fair..

I gave them the same talk.

that'd be the judge sitting on it.

Delmonico · July 05, 2006, 07:55:32 PM

I once laughed so hard I squirted Jack Daniels out my nose.

Trinity · July 05, 2006, 08:44:40 PM

Quote from: Ozark Tracker on July 05, 2006, 07:37:11 PM
See, thatls what ya get for laughing at ma training program,, here let me show you a picture of the grandprize winning drumstick I growed last year for the county fair..

I gave them the same talk.

that'd be the judge sitting on it.

Trinity's mouth begins to water. He wipes away some drool and says: "Gee! Yer raght. Ah won' laugh no more! When is tha laigs gonna be ready ta eat??!??"

Ozark Tracker · July 05, 2006, 08:46:03 PM

I bet that was kinda tough on your sinus's, gave em a whole new jumpstart.

Trinity · July 05, 2006, 08:49:18 PM

Quote from: Delmonico on July 05, 2006, 07:55:32 PM
I once laughed so hard I squirted Jack Daniels out my nose.

I'll bet that didn't feel good.

Delmonico · July 05, 2006, 09:43:10 PM

It were awful, the olny thing that could be worer would be Tabasco, wait mine would be worer, but that just might be fatal.

Ozark Tracker · July 05, 2006, 09:52:09 PM

Tell ya the worst thing I ever got up my nose and into my sinus. does anybody remember Garrett Snuff in the brown bottle with a piece of tape over the top sealing it, I used to go with my grandma up town to wash clothes, all the little old ladies would sit around and talk and snort or dip snuff, one lady I knew always put a little on the back of her hand and then snorted it up her nose.
Well the first chance I got, I put quite a bit on the back of my hand and sucked it up hard into my nose, man you talk about burning, I was only about 7 or 8. the only thing I knew to do was go to a water faucet and turn it on and breate in water and all,
almost drowned in all that water, coughed, spitm choked, finally the burning stopped.

haven't snorted anything since.