The Kingdom of Ozark Tracker

[Delmonico]

Are they de-gritted, folks hate bitin' inta sumthin' green on the inside and gritty.

[Trinity]

Save em up, an' we kin make a healthier potted meat!  Potted Turkey Meat Product. 

[Ozark Tracker]

Trinity, I'll get us some of them livers and we can grind em up right good and make some of that liver pa ta y, and we'll send it to some of them uptown clubs, like litl roosters, them saiolors and soliders don't care what they eating. so long as them gals bring it.

[Ozark Tracker]

Ozark goes to his royal work shop picks up his septor (sledge hammer) and starts hammering and cutting and  welding what I need is a machine to sort all these turkey parts out and put em in the barrells for shipment.

[Lucky Irish Tom]

Del iz werkin on a mechanical seperator fer ya O.T. then ya kin sell mechanically seperated turkeys without runnin em ove r with the steam tractor. 

[Ozark Tracker]

that'll be a better deal, using that steam tractor was getting kinda messy,  we was canning alll the leftovers and selling it as potted turkey, but them feathers was tough to pick out.

[Delmonico]

Member, the Steam Traction Engine has a bird pluckin' attacement.

[Ozark Tracker]

I forgot,  that would make it easier to get rid of them feathers.

[Trinity]

"An' Ah'm a-werkin' on makin' a partial fatty tissue de-fatter!" 

[Ozark Tracker]

when you get that machine figured out, we'll build us a rendering plant,  we'll send some of that lard up to Del in nebrassky,  I know he uses a bunch of it. and They might need some for cooking over to roosterville, hooters

[Delmonico]

I only wants hog lard, send it all to the litl rooserville Hooters, they won't know what their fries are fried in.

[Trinity]

Ok!  We gots tha mechanical separator runnin' over in Caroline.  We're one step closer ta Potted Turkey Meat Product.  Soon Ah'll be done wif tha partially defatted cooked turkey fatty tissue machine. 

[Ozark Tracker]

You are making fine progress, as soon as you get done with the" padecotufatima",(code name, first 2 leters of each word).   just let me know and I'll send all the turkey parts I kin lay ma hands on,

we'll wrap up the Potted turkey meat product market.

[Trinity]

"Ah'll have ta git Dail ta translate that name fer me.  He spakes Gonkjzithian, ya know?"

[Ozark Tracker]

Oh well we could just call it the partially defatted cooked turkey fatty tissue machine,  you know how Del is when he gets to speaking Gonkjzithinan, he gets to fretting over them jellybeans  and the taxes on em.

[Trinity]

Ah might have ta send'im some black jellybeans to calm his nerves. 

[Delmonico]

Ah might have ta send'im some black jellybeans to calm his nerves. 

Well don't just sit there gawking, get them black jellybeans sent to me.

I can't speak Gonkjzithian, I can just cut and paste it like you.

[Trinity]

Well don't just sit there gawking, get them black jellybeans sent to me.

I can't speak Gonkjzithian, I can just cut and paste it like you.

[Ozark Tracker]

well since Trinty has been working with litl rooster at  hooters, he has learned the business and asks Ozark about open a new place in the kingdom,  so Trinty puts up his new sign and opens.

[Trinity]

"Unfortunately, litl rooster done registered the turkey wangs, so's we kain' serve 'em.  He fergot ta register tha potted meat turkey wang replicas though!  Heh heh heh!!!"