The Kingdom of Ozark Tracker

[litl rooster]

interesting link  www.google.http//kingdom.OT.  information on the economic growth of this nation. Seem's turkey and other poultry products fuel the economy followed by steel products.  Seems the nation has high demand for experianced Turkey wranglers.

[Delmonico]

Ya can't fool me, I ain't clickin' on that link, I stole that idea, but perfected it.

[litl rooster]

Ya can't fool me, I ain't clickin' on that link, I stole that idea, but perfected it.

I know ya did

[Stoney Pete]

How in the wide wide world of sports did I miss this thread?

And where is my subdivision?

OH, and one more thing.  How come cuzin' Tom get two pubs and I don't even get one?

[Stoney Pete]

Submitted for the king's concideration for the kingdom flag.

[Delmonico]

We ain't done yet Stoney, 'member Rome wasn't burned in a day.

[litl rooster]

agreeing with Delmonico ............fer a change.  what he said................

[Trinity]

Submitted for the king's concideration for the kingdom flag.

No!  The flag has already been stiched, and besides that, it's not up to him to decide! 

[Ozark Tracker]

the first thing we'll have to do is build an eating stabllishment.   I think it will be a pit BBQ  we'll have slow smoked meat on the grill 24 hrs a day,  with real Hot links on the side. not them fake hot links and a big sign out by the road,

slow smoked meat,   

you don't need no teeth to eat my beef

[Ozark Tracker]

of course we'll have smoked turkey too.  and some of that good smoked pork.

[Delmonico]

Delmonico notices another part of the sign, in smaller letters:

Smoked Tofu

[Silver Creek Slim]

Delmonico notices another part of the sign, in smaller letters:

Smoked Tofu

Get a rope! 

Slim

[Stoney Pete]

Delmonico notices another part of the sign, in smaller letters:

Smoked Tofu

Stoney removes the jellybean rounds from his SxS and loads 00 buckshot.  He blasts that part of the sign.

[Lucky Irish Tom]

Hey Stoney, I kin give ya a fran chees to open one of my pubs in yer locality!

[Trinity]

the first thing we'll have to do is build an eating stabllishment.   I think it will be a pit BBQ  we'll have slow smoked meat on the grill 24 hrs a day,  with real Hot links on the side. not them fake hot links and a big sign out by the road,

slow smoked meat,   

you don't need no teeth to eat my beef

Ah wan' me some of that good smellin' turkey, beef an' pawk.  However, Ah don' quite feel comfortable bein' seen enterin' an ee-stablishment with a sign lahk that.  People might tawk. 

[litl rooster]

 a fax order comes to the Kingdom...........

   Dear Mr. Tracker,
  Due to to great success at the roosterville Hooter's, the supply of chicken wings from my wholesaler cannot be met. If you could ship by refrigeration truck, any surplus Turkey wings in your stock. COD of course.

   thank you

[Ozark Tracker]

dear Sir comes the reply back,  we are sending the first shipment of Turkey wings on a hot shot espress  load packed in dry ice,  to make sure it's gets to your location tonight,
we are shipping a dozen 55 gal barrels and will be putting you on our shipping list to recieve this amount on wednesday of each week.

Thank you for your order.

[Delmonico]

Hey Ozark, them folks over ta Tom's Pub now want turkey fingers, ya got any, heck I didn't know they even had fingers, thought they only had toes.

Also send over a dozen young small ones, I'm gonna make Turkey Mole, that ought ta go good in an Irish Pub, choc-o-late turkey.

[Sod Buster]

Hey Ozark, them folks over ta Tom's Pub now want turkey fingers, ya got any, heck I didn't know they even had fingers, thought they only had toes.

Also send over a dozen young small ones, I'm gonna make Turkey Mole, that ought ta go good in an Irish Pub, choc-o-late turkey.

Hey OT, when you de-beak and de-toe them turkey's perhaps you can send over the beaks and toes to Tom's Pub as bar food!  Mebbe it will make the patrons drink more.

[Ozark Tracker]

we got beaks and toes, 5 glalon cans how many you need, they real good fried.  we also got a special on gizzards and livers, gizzards as big as your fist ,  anybody need any o those. they on special!