The Kingdom of Ozark Tracker

[litl rooster]

Read sum stuff here makes me think ah a good ole Fudrucker's cheeseburger.  Yum, yum!

Ya take that thing, just a big ole half pounder, nekkid on a bun.  Got a pounder once – whew!

Get yerownself to the fixin' bar.  Put ya some cheese on there.  Lettuce (shredded or leaf), tomato.  Put some mushrooms, pickles 'n jalapeños on there.

If yer real careful 'n they don't catch ya, put some them vegetables off ta the side fer a salad.  L'il mayonnaise fer dressin'.

Steak fries.  Beer from a bottle or four what's been stuck in ice all day..............

Ahhhh boy!  Wunner what Pleazin's got in mind fer dinner.........

I like Fudruckers...............but who doesn't...............................I'm sure someone will speak up

[Arcey]

I'm sure someone will speak up

LOL!!!!!!!!!

Be surprized if someone doesn't!

[Ozark Tracker]

I like Fudruckers...............but who doesn't...............................I'm sure someone will speak up

Well as far as I know, we don't have any of those around here,  but I can see  pronouncing it might give some folks a problem round here.

sounds like a good place to eat.

[Arcey]

Think that's why they called it that, OT.  Gets attention.................

Hell of a burger though.

One of the few advantages of livin' here.  Couple three miles 'n ya kin be sittin' in any kindah restaurant ya could want.  Alls ya gottah do is put up with the traffic.......

[litl rooster]

   They had one in Columbia S.C. when I lived there, there was one in Missola when we left there. I haven't seen one since we moved here....But the ankle braclet doesn't allow me enuff time to hunt one down

[Sod Buster]

LR,
They are around.  I have been to 3-4 in the DC metro area.

OT, there are two in Arkanasas, Fayetteville & Rogers.

[Ozark Tracker]

LR,
They are around.  I have been to 3-4 in the DC metro area.

OT, there are two in Arkanasas, Fayetteville & Rogers.

well I have a steel supplier I buy from up in Rogers,  may have to look up the address and try it.

[Four-Eyed Buck]

There's one here in the Belden Villae area, lR..............Buck

[Trinity]

I like Fudruckers...............but who doesn't...............................I'm sure someone will speak up

I et at the OH-rigional Fudruckers in San Antonio when I was a boy.  That was back when it wasn't a chain and they had a long window looking into a cooler with sides of beef hanging for inspection.  Now they have raw hamburger pattys for you to look at... as if that's the same.

I like to take my burger directly over to the fixin's bar and start pumping the yellow cheese food on it.  I just keep pumping until someone clears their throat and gives me the "Don't you think that you are done?" look.

[Ozark Tracker]

Ozark goes ta the hamburger bar,   having found out that one of the kids don't eat meat no more, he orders a burger and tells the hamburger bar tender to just keep bringing em.  and don't spare the mustard 

[Trinity]

Not eating beef should be one of the deadly sins!

[litl rooster]

Not eating beef should be one of the deadly sins!

It is ..................amen

[Ozark Tracker]

I thought that was # 11 ,   thou shalt eat meat

[Trinity]

No.  You were right about #11, but it is: "Thou must eat meat".  Shalt offers choice, but Must offers no choice.

[Ozark Tracker]

I went okut and eat  me some of that pork,  just to make sure I was following instructions

[Ozark Tracker]

With the future President of these United States a coming through on a train, Ozark starts a potted meat line that stamps Vote for litl rooster on every can,

[Trinity]

Either the printing will be so small that no one can read it or my dreams have come true:  Bigger potted meat cans!

[Ozark Tracker]

we've decided to make up a special run, just for litl rooster's presidential run,  we gonna send em out to all the fancy eating places, you know like Bo's BBQ in Dallas,  Billy Ray's Beef Buffett, in North Carolina,  Joe's shrimp Shack in Ft. Smith, you know all the places where real voters eat.

[Trinity]

Don't forget about Rudy's BBQ in Texas and Short Sugar's BBQ in NC.  MMMMMMM, MM!

[Ozark Tracker]

we gonna havta get in touch with our Cali-forney connections and up round New York City and see if they got any good places there.

we'll run the line night and day till election day.