The Kingdom of Ozark Tracker

[Ozark Tracker]

they use to threaten us with that permanent record, down ta the school,

a friend and I painted off  quarter mile stripes on a hiway when we were 16,  the district attorney called school and told the principal  to send us right over ta the courthouse,  I don't know how he found out, but when he was done with us, we had to go out ta the road and remove the stripes with paint stripper,,  you do know that stuff will take the hide off yer hands don't ya.

but it didn't go on our permanent record.

[Delmonico]

When I went to Milford to trade school in Auto Body we had one of our misdeeds on sort of a permanent record.  We removed a set of Fruit of the Loom from a classmate, without removin' his pants.  He was being a horse's arse one day.   The Dept. Head let us hang them on the bulletin board it the classroom for the rest of the time we were there.  He said it was a good lesson to his nephew to not be suxch a horse's arse.

[Marshal harpoluke]

Naw, no test is needed, I keep track of the daily posts, for how well you keep up and how many times you use the same theme.  Your grades are based on that, the sheepman has got a D- right now, any more 10 gauge, dy-no-mite or preachin' the rest of the year is gonna get him an F and it's goin' on his permanat record.

Who Made You My Judge?


Yer nothin but a lowdown, nogood slop-slinging Cosie, Ya aint even a Cowboy.

Ya ai't Ma Boss, N Ah don't care How You grades anyhooo!


Fills Dells Dutch Ovens with Velveta Cheeze N burns it in

[Trinity]

Trinity walks in after his hiatus.  Seeing that everything is just as normal, he walks out.

[Ozark Tracker]

Well dern  Trinity left awful quick,  I done had some new flavors of potted meat I was gonna give him

[Trinity]

Hearing the words "potted meat" brings Trinity back in a rush, drooling all over himself as if Rachael Ray were here.

[litl rooster]

Naw, no test is needed, I keep track of the daily posts, for how well you keep up and how many times you use the same theme.  Your grades are based on that, the sheepman has got a D- right now, any more 10 gauge, dy-no-mite or preachin' the rest of the year is gonna get him an F and it's goin' on his permanat record.

So you grade on a curve?

[Ozark Tracker]

Hearing the words "potted meat" brings Trinity back in a rush, drooling all over himself as if Rachael Ray were here.

did you say Rachael Ray's here,  I bet she wants some of ma potted meat to cook on her show.  make us a household name.

[Trinity]

"Naw, Ah was only droolin' like she was har.  Unfortunately she ain'." 

[Ozark Tracker]

Oh!   well since she ain't here yet,  we'll can a new line of potted meat named after her,  The Rachael Ray "less than $40.00 a day meals"   

a little can with lots a punch

[Trinity]

Very Much Less Than $40 a Day 

[Ozark Tracker]

well we wanted to leave plenty of room ta have what ya want to drink,  Rachael may hit the sause a little hard.

[Trinity]

She does get a little rosy faced, doesn't she?  (And that's not her make up, either! )

[Ozark Tracker]

and she's always happy and laughing,  we may have to keep a close eye on her.

[Delmonico]

Who would want to be a cowboy when you can be higher up on the food chain?

If I spent $40 dollars a day on food, I couldn't eat it all,  I do right fine with $5 donations for meals when I go on an outing.  (I can't sell a meal but I can take a donation )  And no one walks away hungry.

[Ozark Tracker]

If I spent $40 dollars a day on food, I couldn't eat it all,  I do right fine with $5 donations for meals when I go on an outing.  (I can't sell a meal but I can take a donation )  And no one walks away hungry.

That's what my wife always tells me,  for what we spend to go out one time, she could make several days worth of meals. but she needs a little time off every once in a while.

[Trinity]

and she's always happy and laughing,  we may have to keep a close eye on her.

She likes to flirt with other men on her show too. 

[Ozark Tracker]

She likes to flirt with other men on her show too. 

whay I remember a gal I met  like that ,  back in 86 I think it was.

[Trinity]

Who? ... Oprah?

[Ozark Tracker]

naw, Oprah wauldn't in Oklahoma back in them days, course it was 2 o'clock in tha morning and I couldn't see all that good.