The Kingdom of Ozark Tracker

[Trinity]

"Tha what?  It ain' mahn too is it?"

[Sod Buster]

" Whar'd the extry one come from!??"

From the Cabbage Patch?

[Ozark Tracker]

well no,  that thar is Sherlene's baby sittin job on Tuesdays,  so's ya all can step out on Friday nights,   did Sherlene tell ya she got yer kids from the cabbage patch?

[Ozark Tracker]

Sod Buster,  that must be what he's holding against vegatables.

[Trinity]

"So, that means them keeuds ain' mahn after all, raht?"

[Ozark Tracker]

naw, them 2 is yours, but the third one is just a spare,   and  I think Sherlene was only joking the other day when she said she wanted a whole houseful of em.

They say to have her hair done, Liz flies all the way to France
And Jackie's seen in a Discoteque doin' a brand new dance
And the White House social season should be glitterin' in gay
But here in Topeka the rain is a fallin'
The faucet is a drippin' and the kids are a ballin'
One of 'em a toddlin' and one is a crawlin'
And one's on the way
I'm glad Raquel Welch just signed a million dollar pact
And Debbie's out in Vegas workin' up a brand new act
While the t.v.'s showin' newly weds, a real fun game to play
But here in Topeka, the screen door's a bangin'
The coffee's boilin' over and the wash needs a hangin'
One wants a cookie and one wants a changin'
And one's on the way
Now what was I doin'? Jimmy get away from there
Darn, there goes the phone
Hello honey, what's that you say?
You're bringin' a few old army buddies home?
You're callin' from a bar?
Get away from there! No, not you honey
I was talkin' to the baby
Wait a minute, honey, the door bell
Honey, could you stop at the market and...hello?, hello?
Well, I'll be...
The girls in New York City, they all march for women's lib
And better homes and garden shows, the modern way to live
And the pill may change the world tomorrow, but meanwhile, today
Here in Topeka, the flies are a buzzin'
The dog is a barkin' and the floor needs a scrubbin'
One needs a spankin' and one needs a huggin'
Lord, one's on the way
Oh gee, I hope it ain't twins, again

[Trinity]

"Uh, Ah don' know about theeus!"

[Lucky Irish Tom]

Uhh we didn't wanna tell ya this Trinity, but since Sherlene n you got hitched, several more of Ms. Collingwood's girls have claimed that they have borne your children.  They also ssay that they wuz thrown outta Town cuz tha younguns ate all the stuff in tha General Store n drank alla tha liquor in tha Saloon!

[Trinity]

"They ain' been no other woman, never!"  Trinity nervously looks over at Sherlene.

[Ozark Tracker]

Sherlene smiles broadly and says this is the happiest day of ma life, I just found out yer true to me and I'm with child again.

[Trinity]

"But that kain' be!  It just kain' be!!!  Tha doctor ain' RE-leased ya fer ... uh ... uhm ...  Wail, you know, he ain' A-proved of such ac-tiv-i-ties!"

[Ozark Tracker]

well maybe it was that sea food I ate earlier.

[Ozark Tracker]

Trinty stops by on his from Silver CreeK Slims,  he picks up a couple dozen cans of dented potted meat cans to hold him over till he gets home with the fish fer Sherlene to cook.

[Delmonico]

Which has turned a bit ripe in the sun.

[Ozark Tracker]

As he walks toward home,  a string of cats starts to follow him & the fish

[Trinity]

"Hey thar litl kitties!  How ya doin'?  Wha?  Ouch!  No need ta scratch!  OOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWW!  Hair, have tha fish, take it!  TAKE IIIIIIIIIIIITTTTT"

[Ozark Tracker]

several of the cats jump on the fish Trinity throws,   but  a couple of them still smell the fish on Trinity where he was carrying them over his shoulder. 

a couple of mean & Hungry ones

[Trinity]

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHH!"

[Ozark Tracker]

litl trinity hears Trinitiy a hollering,  jumps on his cycle and heads to the rescue.

[Trinity]

"Thankee, Boy.  That thar kitty cat was a-givin' me a goin' through!"  Trinity steps back and looks at his son.  "Boy, you is gettin' big, fast!"