The Kingdom of Ozark Tracker

[Ozark Tracker]

yeah he knows he's a daddy, 

after seeing litl trinity eat,  he couldn't be no one else's child

[Lucky Irish Tom]

Unnoticed by Trinity and Ozark there is a steadily growing pile of empty potted turkey meat cans beside the delivery truck.

[Delmonico]

And a large chunk out of the left outside dual,

[Four-Eyed Buck]

He ate that, too?

[Delmonico]

Thought it was licorice.

[Ozark Tracker]

well by this time Trinity ws beginning to panic a little,  he knowed Sherlene would whop him with Del's rolling pin if'n he lost litl trinity,  Ozark gives him a open can of potted turkey, to calm his nerves

[Trinity]

Satisfied that the large turkey does not contain litl trinity, Big Trinity heaves it into the hopper on the potted meat machine.  The machine lurches and feathers fly out of the hopper but soon the machine is chugging away again.

Suddenly, the entire farm yard is shaken by an explosion.  Everybody quickly looks toward the machine which is still happily churning out potted turkey meat food product.  Another sound by the delivery truck causes everyone to turn to find litl trinity gnawing on the tire.

[Ozark Tracker]

Trinity goes over and picks up litl trinity and checks him out for bumps, bruises, contusinons, lacerations, seeing that he's ok,  Trintiy reaches down and gets a hunk of the blown out tire and starts to gnaw on it,  the boy seemed to like em, he thinks to hisself.

[Trinity]

"Hmmm.  Ain' got much flavor.  C'mon litl trinity.  Less put it on tha fahr an' see what it tastes lahk after a spell"

"...his little one...."

Sounds like Trinity is finally accepting that he is the real daddy.

   

<<If you can't bet'em, join'em.  Besides.  Sherlene will start trying to change Trinity and with no luck she will probably pack the kids up and move out... >>

[Ozark Tracker]

While Trinity and litl trinity is a cooking the hunks of tire, sherlene comes a walking in,  turns to Ozark and says, ain't that sweet, I hope Trinity never changes.

[Delmonico]

Nope he don't never change, them is the clothes he was wearin' when we met him a couple a years ago.

[Lucky Irish Tom]

Sherlene sniiffs the air an sez I may not want Trinity to change, but I think its time for someone to change litl trinity.  Oh Trinity, you have a fatherly duty to perform, I belive your son has soiled hisself.

[Trinity]

"Aww, that don' matter none.  It'll drah up an' flake off."

[Ozark Tracker]

Sherlene keeps insisting for a change, finally Trinity decides to take litl trinity for a swimmin lesson in the pond.  the easy way out.

[Trinity]

"OK, in you go, littl'un"  <grunt> <splash> "Oh!  He don' float!!!!!"

[Delmonico]

Seeing this Sherlene pushes Trinity in after and says, "don't come back with out him.

[Trinity]

Trinity flails around for a quite a while but finally returns to the bank clenching the child by the scruff of the neck with his teeth.

[Ozark Tracker]

now with Trinity and litl trinity both clean The whole family heads fer the ranch for supper.

[Trinity]

Before climbing into the waggon, Trinty rolls around in the dirt.

[Ozark Tracker]

Since Trinity has used the energy to give litl trinity a bath, he makes one more stop by the canning factory and loads the wagon with the new sized Trinity cans.  just for something to snack on.