The Kingdom of Ozark Tracker

[Ozark Tracker]

I noticed  when I was younger that the frogs (live or dead) and the girls didn't mix too good.

[litl rooster]

Shootin' em and not Gigin'?

[Delmonico]

Yep, went and got a sewing machine about 50 miles away, stopped at a pond of my uncle's.  Was at a gas staion about 20 miles from Lincoln, a young Deputy Sherrif came over and looked at my treadle machice and the 53 Dodge Pick.  Glad he didn't ask what was in the bag in the box.  "Bout a dozen and they had 44 caliber holes in them.  Bet he could smell black powder on me.

[Ozark Tracker]

Shootin' em and not Gigin'?

you mean you ain't supposed to shoot em!    ot oh

[litl rooster]

you mean you ain't supposed to shoot em!    ot oh

Yeah, The last gig I bpought didn't have a stick on it, I threw it at a frog that didn't werk either. It now lies at the bottom of the pond.  Now a .44 hole is just over kill, the hide buyer don't like that big of hole in them, .17 or .22 is okay though

[Ozark Tracker]

I've seen those gigs with no handle,  what's the deal with that, when I was a kid they always came with the handle.

[Lucky Irish Tom]

Maybe they're gag gigs! 

[Four-Eyed Buck]

Some assembly required.................

[Ozark Tracker]

seems like everything anymore is like that, assembly required,  nothing comes put together

[litl rooster]

 

Maybe they're gag gigs! 

or with all the parts

[Ozark Tracker]

that's the truth,

or did you ever get something when you put it together, ya got 2 or 3 bolts lefts over and all the holes are full

whats with that 2 or 3 extra

[Arcey]

Ya ain't got parts left over - ya didn't put it tagther right...........

[Trinity]

It's the highly paid bag filling staff.  Their arrithmetic skills are grrrrrrrrrreeat!

Or it's for folks like me who lose stuff left and right.

[Ozark Tracker]

oh I got plenty of "EXTRA" nuts and bolts, sometimes I just go to the hardware store and buy nothing but nuts and bolts,  sacks and sacks of nuts & bolts

[Delmonico]

What ya do when someone is asemblin' sumthin' yas toss one or two of them nuts, bolts and washers into the pile when they ain't lookin'.

[Lucky Irish Tom]

Hey Ozark, give them back, they belong to tha feller whut bought tha next one an wuz 2 or 3 bolts shy of finishin!  

[Ozark Tracker]

probably what happened, just rolled off in my box,  that next box, they'll be tearing it apart and searching high and low.

[Ozark Tracker]

Ozark throws the main switch on the turkey processor,  first all the grade A turkeys cme through and are bagged as whole turkeys for the holidays, next the turkeys come through for parts, legs, thighs, breasts, necks then the parts for the potted meat
gotta keep that potted meat moving.

[Four-Eyed Buck]

Actually those little baggies are most times filled by a machine( been there, done that). If it hiccups or the operator isn't attentive..........................Buck

[Delmonico]

Ozark, yer Hooters shipments now go to Silver Creek Slim County, be careful though of the Federalee's at the border, it's more of a dictatarship than litl roosterville ever was.