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[Trinity]

 

"Never mahnd.  Ah done been fahrd!"

[Delmonico]

We need to start a Lawyer Thread, ya could sue him, collect un-employment, fact is sue him fer the whole town and the Hooters.

[Ozark Tracker]

what's he gonna do without ya,  why you was a key player.

[Trinity]

"Kin Ah git control of tha Hooters?"









"Tha Bar/Restaurant, Ah mean!"

[Delmonico]

We have a lawyers office in Tall Tales now, go read my post.

[Ozark Tracker]

Ozark, being a little confused with the way things are turning out , decides to make a few more calls to see if he can sell the turkey parts or if this means more potted turkey meat.

[Trinity]

"OT, when we git tha Hooters moved ta Trinityland, we will have us a big bash an run a sale on turkey parts.  Ah'll buy yer whole lot."

[Ozark Tracker]

alright, I'll tell you what I'll do.  I'll start saving all the extra wings so you can have a grand opening and give away a few barrels of turkey wings. 

that'll get em hooked on the wings.

[Trinity]

"Who said anythin' bout 'Give'?  Ah said we was gonna have a sale.... not GIVE it away. "

[Ozark Tracker]

Ok  I think we can get em hooked on them wings, no matter what,  then they have to be in there every day to get some of em.

[Trinity]

"Ah'm gonna trah ta contract Delmonico ta make us some hottttter sauce.  He says that his stuff carries more heat than tha Hooters stuff.  Ah'm thankin' of tha follerin' possible names:

• Bye-Bye Tongue

• Never Taste Agin

• Sinus Blaster

[Ozark Tracker]

that thar's a good idea, if'n Del could make you up a couple a 55 gal barrels, you'd have enough to get a good start.  I don't know which name,  I gues after that first batch, we'll see how them people act.

[Forty Rod]

You're right about Trinity bein' a key player.  He plays middle C till your ears bleed.  Just middle C.  The only key he plays is middle C.  Only middle C.  Nothin' but middle C.  Middle C gets on your nerves real fast.

[Trinity]

"Jest fer you, brother, Ah'll play yer fav-o-ryte song from when we was kids.


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[Forty Rod]

If you don't stop peckin' at that pianer I'm gonna shoot your dang pecker off.

[Trinity]

    

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[Ozark Tracker]

Trinity, they's an ad in the paper this morning about a new food going round,  don't let em talk ya into this over the Turkey wings.


Japanese Look to Export Octopus Dumplings


hand-grilled in iron molds by cooks behind a large display window, the octopus dumplings are made from wheat flour paste mixed with fish stock, spring onions and boiled octopus chunks, and drizzled with a sweet sauce, dried bonito flakes and seaweed.

[Trinity]

[Ozark Tracker]

your right, I'll fry us up some more turkey wings  with or without sause.

[Ozark Tracker]

Ozark gets an Idea,  I think I'll talk with Del and see if he's got a reciep for a turkey super feed,  If I can get them things a little heavier,  that'll mean more turkey meat to sell.