Welcome to Margerine Town formal Velveetaville formally Silver Creek Slim County

[Delmonico]

Jelly Bellies will make runs of jelly beans in custom flavors if you buy enough, I think it's 100 pounds.  We could chip in and get a run of Velveeta ones for Slim for Christmas.

[Trinity]

Crates and crates of Velveeta are shipped in and extruded through a spinneret to make Slim's beard.

[Trinity]

Jelly Bellies will make runs of jelly beans in custom flavors if you buy enough, I think it's 100 pounds.  We could chip in and get a run of Velveeta ones for Slim for Christmas.

[Trinity]

In preparation of Slim's homecoming, Trinity hoists the Thread's official flag from page one to the top of the pole.

[Ozark Tracker]

the band strikes up   "Hail to the Cheese"

[litl rooster]

Nibblin on cheese cake
Watchin the sun bake
All of those tourists covered with oil
Strummin my six-string
On my front porch swing
Smell those shrimp theyre beginnin to boil

Chorus:
Wastin away again in Velveetaville
Searching for my lost shaker of salt
Some people claim that theres a woman to blame
But I know its Slim's fault

I dont know the reason
I stayed here all season
Nothin to show but this brand new tattoo
But its a real beauty
A mexican cutie
How it got here I havent a clue

Chorus:
Wastin away again in Velveeitaville
Searchin for my lost shaker of salt
Some people claim that theres a woman to blame
Now I think
Hell, it could be my fault

I blew out my computer and telephone
Stepped on a Large pop-top
Cut my heel had to cruise on back home
But theres Oleo in the blender
And soon it will render
That Cheesy concoction that helps me hang on

Wastin away again in Velveetaville
Searching for my lost shaker of salt
Some people claim that theres a woman to blame
But I know its my own damn fault
Yes and some people claim that theres a woman to blame
And I know its my own dang fault

[Trinity]

I think Slim is avoiding his newly revamped, CHEESY domain.

[Silver Creek Slim]

Slim returns and promptly faints. 

[Trinity]

Trinity waves the Velveetaville flag over Slim to give him some air flow.

[litl rooster]

Slim returns and promptly faints. 

   He enjoyed it so much he fainted

[Lucky Irish Tom]

Irish props Slim up next to his statue and Trinity puts the Velveetaville flag in his hand.

[Silver Creek Slim]

<Arthur's note: Just fer the record, the moderator DID NOT change the title of this thread. It must have been done by that crazy cosie. >

[litl rooster]

   Are you trying to say it's not yer Fault?












Like enny of us would believe the cosie would do a thing like that

[Delmonico]

Since I started the thread I have the power.

[Lucky Irish Tom]

So the cheesy abomination will continue.

[litl rooster]

Viva Velveeta!








Velveetaville home of the Velveeta Racing team and the poo poo Orange colored stock car

[Trinity]

Delmonico yells out: "By the Power of Greyskull....!" and clashes the two sword halves together.

[Silver Creek Slim]

 

[Ozark Tracker]

with the flash off the sword, all the velveteen nearby is turned into a yellow liquid goo and Trinity runs to get chips

[Trinity]

Mmmmmmmmmmmmm!!!!!

Trinity begins to drool profusely.


<<Slim, I was wondering if anyone was going to get that reference. >>