Welcome to Margerine Town formal Velveetaville formally Silver Creek Slim County

[litl rooster]

, Small Rooster?

  seen that thought Dick Dastardly was visiting..........................................Hands Trinity the bag, here wear it around yer neck it will wart off colds

[Ozark Tracker]

Trinity ties a good hard knot as he puts the bag around his neck.  as he begins ta walk away he starts looking around to see what smells.

[Lucky Irish Tom]

The smell has Trinity walking in circles, before he can determine where it's coming from he realizes he tied the rope too tight around his neck and passes out from the lack of oxygen to the brain.

[Ozark Tracker]

every time Trinity raises his head up he gets another breath from the bag and passes back out.

[Delmonico]

Suddenly a stray okra projectile cuts the rope and removes the bag.  Trinity is covered is sticky okra sap.

[Trinity]

Trinity writhes as if he were covered in ants, hot coals and acid.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHH!"

[Ozark Tracker]

Trinity grabs the stinky bag and uses it to wipe off the okra

[Delmonico]

The bag tears and Trinity is cover with pieces of paper bag he can't get off.

[Ozark Tracker]

with the bag tore and the contents all over him, with the smell creeping all over Trinity, he passes out

[Delmonico]

An airplane flies over and drops a 20,000 pound bomb that lands near Trinity burying him in Brussels Sprouts.

[Ozark Tracker]

Trinity digs his way out and looks around to see what the next vegatable coming at him is,  he accidently swallows 2 or 3  brussel sprouts as he climbs out.

[litl rooster]

   Oh the Bouncing Betty Brussell Sprout Bomb was it by chance dropped by the Royal Sod Buster Air Corp?

[Delmonico]

A black helly-copter drops ar-tea-chokes on litl rooster.

[Silver Creek Slim]

Slim loads the mountain howitzer were 10 lbs of chick peas, points it towards the the big black bird, and touches it off. BOOM!!!

[litl rooster]

  thank ye Slim...............ar-tea-chokes rate right up there on the tastless meter with okra and lima beans

[Delmonico]

Waves of B-52's drop 100 tons of 'maters each on Slim's Factory in "Operation Ketchup."

[Ozark Tracker]

Slim deciedes to take advantage of the tomato's and sets up his factory line to can them.  Slim's  I-talian spagatti sause.

[Lucky Irish Tom]

with sausage added fer flavor! 

[Delmonico]

The B-52's come back in waves, droppin habby-narrow peppers this time, things get so hot for Slim, he runs to the No Man's Land between the threads.

[Silver Creek Slim]

But, he comes back and starts canning HOT salsa.