Welcome to Margerine Town formal Velveetaville formally Silver Creek Slim County

[Ozark Tracker]

CNN airs all the destruction live on tv and soon the PETVAG  (people for etical treatment of vegatables and Gardens) show up and start protesting.

[Delmonico]

Silver Creek Slim and the USDa both start shootin' canister rounds loaded with Black Eyed Peas at the protesters.   

[Ozark Tracker]

some of the protestors start a passing out when the Black eyed peas begin exploding as they hit the ground

[Delmonico]

As the protesters flee Slim loads a-sparrow-grass in his roller and starts firin' long range at the USDA.

[Trinity]

Soon the Black Eyed Peas begin singing and everyone flees.

[Delmonico]

    Even the fleas flee.

[Silver Creek Slim]

Slim gots out his mountain howitzer and shoots taters outta it.

[Delmonico]

The USDA deputizes a whole herd of Punkin Chunkers and moves the National Championship to Silver Creek Slim County.

[Ozark Tracker]

a pumpkin comes flying in and Slim intercepts it and makes a pumpkin pie in his dutch oven.

[Silver Creek Slim]

"Pumpkin pie is ready!" 

[Four-Eyed Buck]

You guys been hittin' the peach squeezin's agin??

[Delmonico]

Slim peppers Buck's hindside with a load a spit peas out of his 10.  (Scatter load.)

[Marshal harpoluke]

You guys been hittin' the peach squeezin's agin??

Don't know fer shure, but Dey maybe down-wind when the Revinoers burned off a big bunch of 'wildwood weed'

[Sod Buster]

"Pumpkin pie is ready!" 

"Yee-Haw!" yells Sod Buster as he bellies up to the bar.  He's got his fork and Reddy-Whip ready.

Got any Pumpkin Beer??

[Trinity]

Trinity runs up as soon as he hears the pie announcement.  Nervously, he eyes the stranger with the funny looking can and who is asking for pumpkin flavored beer.

[Ozark Tracker]

Trinity runs up as soon as he hears the pie announcement.  Nervously, he eyes the stranger with the funny looking can and who is asking for pumpkin flavored beer.

look at them two fellars he's running with, and your calling his can funny looking.

[Trinity]

"Naw, not his face, but that strange can he's got.  LOOKY!!!  He's aimin' it at tha pie!"

[Ozark Tracker]

RUN

[Delmonico]

Suddenly a USDA Sniper uses his pinto bean firing sniper rifle and shoots Sodbusters can.   In seconds there is fake whipped cream all over the place.      Slim throws an acorn squash at him and it explodes when it hits, gettin' seed in his eyes and blindin' him.

[Lucky Irish Tom]

Whilst Sod Buster is distracted Trinity dives face first into the pie!